Grade: C
Rating: PG-13, 89 minutes
In a Nutshell: It’s
pretty hard to beat Jaws. While this movie’s sharp-toothed villains
put on an impressive show, a lot of the lame dialogue prevents this thriller
from really getting meaty.
This film was going to go straight to video on demand, but it was finally decided that it would go to the Big Screen…if that tells you anything.
This film was going to go straight to video on demand, but it was finally decided that it would go to the Big Screen…if that tells you anything.
Uplifting theme:
- Family,
love
- Persistence,
tenacity, never give up, hope
- Choices
have consequences
- Think
twice before deciding to go down into the deep, dark ocean with sharks!
My real life shark
story: Have you ever seen a shark up close?
Years ago, I was snorkeling in St. Thomas by myself while my husband
took a nap on the beach in the cove nearby.
(Tip: always snorkel with a partner.)
It’s easy to lose track of time and distance when you’re under the water
chasing tropical fish. I decided to lift
my head up out of the water to see where I was and was shocked to see I was WAY
far out in the ocean past the safety of the cove, so I quickly decided I needed
to head back to the beach.
When I put my face back in the water, I saw a SHARK swimming
right towards me!!!! I was terrified and
actually thought I could outswim it, kicking as fast as I could toward the
shore. I knew any minute I would feel
the vicious creature chomp down on my legs to eat me. It was the scariest thing I had ever imagined
would happen to me. I was almost shocked
when, after swimming like crazy for a couple of minutes, I couldn’t see the
shark anymore. I couldn’t believe it
hadn’t attacked me yet. I knew it was
still just a matter of time before it would, so I continued to swim to shore like
a crazy person.
Finally, I made it to the sand and ran directly to the surf
shack where I screamed, “There’s a shark in the water!” The staff was unimpressed and calmly asked me
to point to the type of shark I saw on a sun-faded poster that hung on the
wall. I quickly scanned the images of
all the ferocious sharks, pointing at the one I saw. They laughed and said it was a nurse shark,
apparently harmless. I was relieved and
embarrassed, but I vowed to never go that far out in the ocean by myself again. The End.
True Story.
OK, back to the movie review:
Things I liked:
- When
you start to notice your own breathing, you know the under-water scenes
are engaging. That DID happen a few
times while I watched the movie. I
kept holding my breath under the water. Suspenseful! Well done!
- There is a good amount of tension.
- You
learn about scuba diving, nitrogen narcosis, and getting “the bends.”
- The
sharks look really great.
- I wish
I were on vacation right now.
Things I didn’t like:
- The
character development was very weak and made the audience simply not care much
about the sisters. In fact, it
seemed like the audience I sat with was hoping for someone to become shark
bait. It's the character development that had a lot to do with making Jaws such a successful film.
- There’s
not that much the girls can do once they’re stuck in the bottom of the
sea, besides cry and be scared.
- The acting was pretty bad.
- Lots
of cliché’d jumps and scares.
- Super
dumb dialogue. Most of the lines
include screaming and heavy breathing and sound like this: “We’re going to
make it! Just stay with me!”
- I was chatting with a girl who is an actual Captain of a ship in Tortola and I so I asked if she had seen this movie. She said she lasted about 15 minutes and then had to walk out. She was furious that humans would put themselves down in a cage as shark bait and then be furious when the sharks acted like animals. Good point.
·
Sharks keep missing the girls, as if they
haven’t learned how to aim for their prey after thousands of years of biology.
- It’s a
true drama with no humor.
- This
is the kind of movie that’s going to have a hard time being scary if it’s
being watched on your little computer screen at home.
- The twist at the end was pretty lame.
- I liked The Shallows better. At least it's not Sharknado.
Tips for
parents:
- There’s
a lot of blood.
- Some
of the sharks look pretty scary.
- Young
kids may not want to go into the ocean after seeing this.
- Pre-teens and teens will probably like it, especially if they haven't seen better shark movies.
- Some spoken Spanish with no subtitles.
@trinaboice
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