Best-selling author Trina Boice speaks at LDSPMA writers' conference

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Storytellers: An Evening with Colorful Characters offers wit and wisdom

Movie Title:  Story Tellers: An Evening with Colorful Characters

Grade:  B

Rating:  PG, 67 minutes

In a Nutshell:  I admit it…the first time I tried to watch this movie, I fell asleep.  I was home on my comfy couch with a full belly at the end of a long day.  

The Millennials in the room with me turned to their cell phones within minutes.  That doesn’t bode well for movie sales, right?   I wanted to give it another try, especially because this won the 2017 LDS Film Festival for Best Picture!

The second time I watched this movie, I was delighted by the conversation between these three legendary men of the 19^th Century.  Their meeting in the Utah territory is only fictional, but this charming depiction around a campfire could have easily gone down the way it’s depicted in the movie.

Uplifting theme: 

• “Challenges make life interesting – overcoming them makes life meaningful.” – Porter Rockwell (Jasen Wade).
• “Start living your dreams instead of your nightmares.” – J. Golden Kimball (Cameron Asay).
• Faith in God, faith in yourself, faith in others.

Things I liked:

• I adore Jasen Wade.  He does a great job as Porter Rockwell, known as “the Destroying Angel.”  He’s wonderful in all of his movies.  He just recently starred in a movie that hit Utah theaters this month called, "Love Kennedy."
• Joshua Michael French is an excellent Mark Twain.  With as colorful a character as Samuel Langhorne Clemens was, it’s surprising he’s not featured in more movies!
• Cameron Asay actually looks like J. Golden Kimball.  They show pictures of these three real men at the end of the movie, making you appreciate the casting even more.
• Beautiful landscape in the Utah mountains where the movie was filmed.  The colors and textures are captured very well in the beginning and end of the film.
• There is respectful talk of women.  Golden exclaims, “Women are God’s finest creation.”
• Most of us know a little bit about these men as they were older, so it’s fun to see them as younger men. 
• Their conversation flows easily, as does their wisdom.

Things I didn’t like:

• It feels like a stage play.
• There isn’t any action.
• Non-Mormons will only recognize Mark Twain, as the other two men were LDS. 
• I could have used more stories!
• It's a little slow-moving.
• It seemed short for a feature film.

Funny lines:

• “Virtue is a patience…or so I’m told.” – Mark Twain
• “I never let school interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain
• “If people think you’re crazy, they’ll never push their limits with you.” – Porter Rockwell
• “My apologies.  I thought you were going to shoot me.” – Mark Twain

“It’s not over yet.” - Porter

• “I think God has a sense of humor.” – Golden

“You think so?” – Mark Twain

“I hope so.  Otherwise, I’m going to hell.” – Golden

• “I never killed anyone that didn’t deserve it.” – Porter
• “Thank you Porter.” – Mark Twain

“For what?” – Porter

“For not shooting me.” – Mark Twain

“Life’s not over yet.” - Porter

Interesting lines:

• “Not every book you read is truth.” – Mark Twain

Tips for parents: 

• There is a string of profanity uttered by each of the men at various points in the movie; however, they are not real words.  Ha ha
• Children will most likely not last the entire sitting.
• There is some discussion about polygamy.

Movie Review Mom

@trinaboice 

Love, Kennedy requires a box of tissues when viewing

Movie Title:  Love, Kennedy

Grade:  B

Rating: PG, 92 minutes

In a Nutshell:  Based on a true story, this movie requires a box of tissues when watching.  The touching film will break your heart and fill it with love at the same time.  Written and directed by T.C. Christensen, it’s perfect for LDS families whose faith will be strengthened, but also uplifting and inspiring for those not of the Mormon faith.

 

Uplifting theme: 

• Love one another.
• “God has bigger plans for your family.” - missionary 

Things I liked:

• I love watching Jasen Wade in all of his movies. Partly, I think it’s because I think he’s handsome, but mostly because I think he does a great job evoking real emotion. His acting is believable and flows easily.
• 5 year old Kennedy, played by Scarlett Hazen, is absolutely adorable.
• Teenage Kennedy, played by Tatum Chiniquy, is so pretty with such a gorgeous smile, perfect teeth, and the long, beautiful hair I wish I had.  She did a great job and glows with the beauty from within, which is even better than the outside.
• I was impressed when someone said something unkind about Kennedy and her father patiently explained her illness.  When the person apologized, Kennedy's mom simply said, “That’s OK.  You didn’t know.” Oh, that more people were kind and forgiving like that.
• Kennedy’s little brother’s name is Beau, played by Brennin Williams.  I have a son named Bo, so I immediately liked him.
• I loved seeing pictures and videos of the real people at the end of the movie.  Keep watching during the final rolling credits.
• Many of the scenes were actually filmed in the Hansen family’s real home, as well as other locations where Kennedy’s experiences took place.
• I was impressed that Jason and Heather Hansen's faith never seemed to waiver.  I'm sure that in real life, they often struggled with the unique challenges that their family faced, but they held tightly to each other and their faith, so they were able to bear it all so beautifully.

Things I didn’t like:

• Viewers who aren’t Mormon won’t recognize LDS Primary songs or Book of Mormon stories that are referenced in the film, but they aren’t crucial to understanding the story.
• The movie can get heavy with sad scenes, one after another.  There is an attempt to include some lighter moments, but overall it’s a really sad movie.

·    This will never be a big Hollywood blockbuster, but it’s a touching story that will make you hug those around you a little tighter.

• It feels a little bit more like a loving eulogy than a feature film, but that doesn’t mean it won’t tug at your heart.  It lacks tension and arc that are the time-tested formula for great films; however, this sweet tribute to a remarkable young woman and her family is respectful and inspiring.

Funny lines:

• “Maybe it’s a part of the plan.” – Heather Hansen (Heather Beers)

“I’d like to see a copy of that plan!” – Jason Hansen (Jasen Wade)

• “She thinks she's the best cheerleader in the world.” – Jason

“She is!” – Heather

Interesting lines:

• “Get aggressive!  That’s how we stand up to a bully!” – Jasen

“But Daddy…why not just love her?” – Kennedy

• “Today’s going to be a great day.” – Heather

“It always is.” – Kennedy

• “Can anyone tell me why Kennedy doesn’t have any challenges?” – coach

“Because she doesn’t see them that way.” – cheerleader

• “When you hug her, you can feel the goodness, the beauty she has inside.” – coach          (Wow, I'd love it if people felt that way about me when I hugged them!)

Tips for parents: 

• This movie is 98% sad, so be prepared.  Your teenage daughters will bawl their eyes out.  Your sons will make up some excuse to leave the room.
• To learn more about Batten Disease, go to www.bdsra.org
• If you want to cry some more, check out the book based on the true story  Kennedy's Hugs
• No profanity or objectionable material at all.  Thank you!
• There is, of course, a lot of discussion of death.

MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Saturday's Warrior makes a comeback

Movie Title:  Saturday's Warrior

Grade:  B-

Rating:   PG, 119 minutes

In a Nutshell:  I first saw this stage musical when I was a little girl.  I LOVED it and immediately began memorizing all of the songs day in and day out.  It was turned into a schmaltzy movie in 1989, so I was excited to see this new remake, directed by Michael Buster. 

I’ve been a huge fan of the talented Lex de Azevedo for many, many years.  He added 3 new songs to this version, which are great, but also removed some from the original fan favorites.   If you're unfamiliar with this story, know going in that it's super cheesy and melodramatic.  If you're a fan of this Mormon legend, feel free to sing along.

Uplifting theme: 

• “Life on earth is going to be difficult.” – Heavenly guide   (Alex Boye)
• “Truth is truth.” – Mack (Carlton Bluford)
• “Freedom is knowing who you are.” – Pam
• “Nothing is impossible.” – Tod (Mason Davis)
• There is more to this life than what you see. 

Things I liked:

• I got a kick out of the “There” and “Here” clocks in heaven.  
• The “Captain Uchtdorf” announcement at the airport made me laugh out loud.  That was awesome and hilarious.  You gotta be LDS to appreciate that one.
• They did a great job with 70’s costume design and home décor.
• A new song was added when Jimmy’s band, “Warrior”, played for Capitol Records. 
• I liked the new song “There’s Got to be More”.  What a fun addition to include the Piano Guys.  I love those guys.
• I thought Pam (Anna Daines) was lovely and I'd like to see more of her in other movies.  I felt the same way about the actress/singer who performed in the original stage play and soundtrack.
• Julie (Monica Moore Smith) has a really beautiful voice, although she over-acted like she was on a big stage.  
• The ending actually had true emotion, unlike most of the other scenes that felt over-acted.
• Keep watching as the credits roll to see Jimmy sing his version of “There’s Got to be More” with sweet Emily watching from the side.
• Mason Davis, who plays Todd, is also an artist, like his character.  All of the artwork you see Todd make was really made by Mason Davis himself.  He looked like a Ken (Barbie) doll to me.

Things I didn’t like:

• It feels like a stage play.
• It's super corny with very low production value.
• The technical dubbing issues were extremely distracting.   

• You can see what looks like microphone packs on the backs of the performers quite often.
• Non-Mormons won’t get some of the jokes or even the pre-mortal world scenes.
• Why is Emily (Abigail Baugh) in a yellow dress in heaven, while everyone else is wearing white?  She sure is adorable.
• Julie says, “I’m going to miss this beautiful place” while she and Jimmy are standing in a building with old, brick walls.  That line would have been more accurate if they were standing in a beautiful garden or something.
• There is an odd, unexpected, funny “gay” moment during the family’s concert towards the beginning of the movie.
• There are a lot of artificially white teeth.
• What happened to the song “He’s Just A Friend”, “Dear John”, and “Daddy’s Nose”?  Why did they take those songs out of the original?
• While everyone else looked "normal", Jimmy (Kenny Holland) always looked like he had a ton of make-up on. His boy-band nasal voice started to really grate on me.
• I recognize I had very high expectations, but I felt a bit disappointed.

Funny lines:

• “Stake President material for sure.” – Elder Greene (Morgan Gunter)

“Maybe one of my counselors.” – Elder Kestler (Clint Pulver)

Tips for parents: 

• I counted 3 times that people were slapped.
• No profanity.  Thanks Mormons!
• There are a lot of "downer" scenes that make the movie feel pretty heavy.

MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Tim Timmerman could earn a cult following

Movie Title:   Tim Timmerman, Hope of America

Grade:  B+

Rating:  PG-13, 94 minutes

In a Nutshell:  Brought to us from the clever peeps at VidAngel Studios, Picture Picture, and Purdie Distribution, this quirky film will take you back to high school in the 1990’s and make you laugh out loud.

Considering it only opened in Utah theaters (to sell-out crowds, mind you!), it has already earned a 91% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  Director Cameron Sawyer presents a fun family flick that is loosely based on his own life.  Test-screening audiences have described the film as Ferris Bueller's Day Off meets Napoleon Dynamite.  That actually does describe it pretty well!  I love both of those silly celluloids!  If the filmmakers of Tim Timmerman continue to win awards and fill seats in theaters, this movie could earn itself a cult following.

Uplifting theme: 

• “Knowledge is power, dude.” – Garrett Stubbs
• “Time heals all wounds.” – Bill Clinton 
• Actions have consequences.
• Friendship, loyalty
• Persistence, focused determination
• Service

Things I liked:

• Eddie Perino is fantastic as the charming slacker Tim Timmerman.  Even though Tim Timmerman has a lot of flaws, he is adorable and extremely likeable.  I'd like to see Eddie Perino in more films.  You may have discovered him in Disney XD's "Lab Rats."
• Chelsea Maidhof is lovely as Sydney Anderson.  She and Eddie Perino find an innocent chemistry together that is so charming.
• I love that the movie features a deaf girl.  You get to learn how the Telecommunications Relay Service works.  The first time I had to make a phone call with that service, I was so confused!  I thought it was so endearing when Tim strikes up a friendly relationship with the TRS operator, like he did with everyone.
• The Assassins League running gag of the guy with the toy pellet gun chasing Tim around was awesome and hilarious.  I wish my high school had that when I was a teenager!
• Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the girl who sings a patriotic song in one of the scenes Aaliyah Rose?  She recently got a three-chair turn from the judges on The Voice!
• Keep watching until after the rolling credits at the end for a funny glimpse at what happens one year later.  I love it when movies include that.
• The movie’s website includes a list of the characters, along with their favorite bands, foods, and hobbies.  Hilarious.  www.timtimmermanmovie.com
• "Save Tim Timmerman campaign" ala Ferris Bueller's Day Off.  ha ha

Things I didn’t like:

• I didn’t like how Tim smugly uses people, but I was impressed by his focused ambition.
• There is some reckless, dangerous, and even illegal behavior that parents won’t want their kids getting any crazy ideas from.
• Inappropriate flirting of a female teacher to a male student.
• I would have liked to see them do something more with the theme "Hope of America" since that was in the film's title.  There's actually an award called "Hope of America" for service and leadership organizations.
• Wait, wasn't Tim Timmerman a real guy who played baseball?
• There's a slam on Salt Lake Community College.

Things that really take you back in time to the 1990’s:

• Pagers
• Instamatic camera
• Cassette tape
• Walkman CD
• President Clinton
• Tab
• Boom box
• Girl overalls
• Flannel

Funny lines:

• “Fetch!” – Tim Timmerman
• “Did you guys see that white suit?  Crisp!” – Garrett Stubbs

Tips for parents: 

• You’ll want to talk to your kids about how they should NOT ride on top of a moving car, leave a dead animal in the hall at school, etc.
• Teens make out in a van.
• Other than the few items I listed above in things I didn’t like, this film is very family-friendly.
• Point out to your kids how Tim prevents his friends from smoking marijuana.  Nice job Tim!  (Just don't put their joint in your pocket.)
• Thank you for the lack of profanity!

@trinaboice 

Collateral Beauty is manipulative and sappy with fortune cookie wisdom, but still got me to cry

Movie Title:  Collateral Beauty

Grade:  B+

Rating: PG-13, 94 minutes

In a Nutshell: I really love two-time Oscar nominee Will Smith and I was so excited to see this film after the trailer practically had me in tears.   SPOILER:  The trailer is a bit deceiving.  The film isn’t quite what you think it’s going to be.

For that and other reasons, a lot of film critics are ripping this emotional drama to shreds, stating that it’s manipulative and overly sappy with fortune cookie wisdom.  Well, I agree that it may be all of those things, but I also think they’re missing an opportunity to reflect inward and learn some of the life lessons this insightful film attempts to teach us.

What would you say if you could talk to Time, Death, and Love?  An even more interesting question is what would they say to you?

Uplifting theme: 

• ‘Just be sure to notice the collateral beauty.  It is the profound connection to everything.” – Madeline (Naomie Harris)
• “What is your why?” – Howard (Will Smith)
• “We’re here to connect.  Life is about people.” – Howard
• “We don’t get to choose who we love and who loves us back.” – Whit (Edward Norton)
• “Tomorrow’s not promised.” – Howard
• “Your children don’t have to come from you; they come through you.” – Time

Things I liked:

• The performances are really great.  I love the entire cast.
• Will Smith digs deep for his performance that only a father in real life could do.  Did you know he has won 4 Grammy Awards?  He has been nominated for 5 Golden Globe Awards and 2 Academy Awards, but he hasn’t won those big boys yet. Surprising, right?  Everyone loves him.  He should have won an Oscar for The Pursuit Of Happyness.  His performance in Concussion was outstanding, but he lost to Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant, which I can’t disagree with.  I mean, DiCaprio practically blew himself up, ate a live fish, and got beat to a pulp, for heaven's sake!
• Academy Award winner Helen Mirren is a national treasure.  I adore her. She just looked stunning in those blue feathers. She had some great lines and provided some depth and comic relief.  I love her in everything.

• There is an interesting Domino metaphor.
• It cracked me up that Howard’s friends hired a private investigator who they said looked like a “Mormon grandmother.”  Well, I’m a Mormon and can tell you that not all Mormon grandmothers look like that, but she really did.  Ha ha
• I’ve been to New York City twice before, but never during the Christmas season.  It looks so magical in December.
• Brigitte mentioned the movie Gaslight   Have you seen it?  I haven't either.  I'm going to have to add that one to my list. 
• Madeline tells Howard that 79% of couples divorce after losing a child.  According to a recent study by at Montana State University-Billings, that’s pretty accurate, sadly.
• There’s a twist.  I love twists.  Well actually, it’s more of an unveiling.  Still, it worked for me and drew out the expected tears that director David Frankel had intended.
• If you're looking for a therapeutic film about losing a loved one, adult or child, I highly recommend A Monster Calls, which is also currently in theaters.

Things I didn’t like:

• Would you want such manipulative friends who go to such great lengths to prove that you’re crazy?
• We never really get to see a happy Will Smith with his daughter, so we feel less invested in them than if there had been some happy flashbacks or something.
• Well, yeah…it’s manipulative on every level.  Some people don’t mind that.
• We saw a softer side of Michael Pena as Simon.  His story line seemed extra contrived just so Death could make a point about something (although her point was a good one.)
• This incredibly talented ensemble’s talent was appreciated and enjoy, but mostly under-utilized.

Interesting lines:

• “We long for love, we wish we had more time, we fear death.” = Howard
• “This doesn’t feel right.” – Claire (Kate Winslet)

“I know, but when everything starts with a 6 year old dying, nothing is gonna feel right.” - Simon (Michael Pena)

• “Life is found when you shed your skin…..OR Shed your skin; find your life.” = Amy
• “I’m trying to fix my mind.”  Howard

“You lost a child, Howard.  It’ll never be fixed.” – Madeline

Profound lines about Love:

• “I realize that I wasn’t feeling love.  I was becoming love.” – Whit
• “I am the only why.  Please don’t try to live without me.” – Love
• “I’m the fabric of life.” – Love
• “I was there in her love, but I’m still here in your pain.” - Love
• “I’m love…the very fabric of life.” – Love  
• “Love is the reason for everything.” – Love

Profound lines about Death:

• “Nothing’s ever really dead if you look at it right.” – Brigitte
• “Death is so much more vital than time. Death gives time its value.” – Death
• “You’re dying?” – Death

“Everyone’s dying.” – Simon

• “You lived right, my friend, but you’re not dying right.” –  

Profound lines about Time:

• “I’m abundant.  I’m a gift.” – Time

Funny lines:

• “I have depth.  We’ve discussed this.” – Whit
• “The word you’re looking for is philanderer, not philanthropist.  They have a slightly different meaning.” – Whit
• “I thought you can’t afford therapy anymore.” – Claire

“I can’t.  It’s my Uber driver.” – Whit

Tips for parents: 

• Talk of sex, cancer, death.
• 1 F-bomb and some other profanity.
• Children may be bored with this “talking” movie and certainly won't appreciate any of its profound truths, unless they have been through their own dark challenges.

The Last Descent will break your heart and give you hope at the same time

Movie Title: The Last Descent

Grade: A-

Rating:  PG, 105 minutes

In a Nutshell: Based on a true story of love and loss at the popular Nutty Putty cave, this film reveals faith, hope, and love in a film that is interesting for all ages.

Uplifting theme: 

• The power of love and family can overcome anything, even death.
• Love every moment you’re alive, because we never know when we are entering our last day of this mortal experience.
• You never know all of the lives you touch.
• “What good is a life if you’re just waiting to die?” – John
• There’s no greater feeling in the world…love. - John

Things I liked:

• I thought Chadwick Hopson, who plays John Jones, was absolutely fantastic.  I can’t wait to see more from him.
• It’s impressive how director Isaac Halasima  was able to film in a dark cave without projecting camera lights all over the interior.  The lighting seems very realistic.
• John, Josh (Jacob Omer), and Emily (Alexis Johnson) all seemed to have playful relationships.  We need more of that in this serious life.
• You get to see live footage of the rescue attempts.
• I was impressed with how diligently the rescue team worked.
• Although the movie takes place in Utah and includes discussions about the Mormon church, you definitely don’t have to be Mormon to enjoy this film.  Religion doesn't hit you over the head, like in many Christian movies.  It is understated and powerful in this one.
• I thought the sequences about John & Emily’s first meeting and first date were cute.
• Emily went Study Abroad Spain.  So did I!  Que viva Espana!
• I loved the opening and closing music by Matt Cropper, Kalai, and Isaac Halasima.
• I loved the reveal of the mysterious person at the end of the movie.
• A round of applause for Isaac Halasima, who directed and wrote the film, as well as did the cinematography, film editing, and music!  I’m sure this film was pretty low budget, especially when compared to Hollywood films, but I thought he did an excellent job.  He's a young guy with a bright future.

Things I didn’t like:

• The title of the movie gives away the story.
• I have no desire to crawl through tiny spaces in caves.  Too scary and cramped for my taste.  I mean, that didn’t even look fun to me.  If you get claustrophobic, you’re going to feel squeamish during this movie.
• It was hard to see exactly how John was stuck.
• The singing in the cave was pretty bad, but extremely touching.
• This movie is soooooo heartbreaking.

Interesting lines:

• “I really love it when you accidentally show your awesomeness.” – John
• “You know, I’m only good at anything because I get pushed.” – John
• “There’s no such thing as average.  Everybody’s got a story.” – Aaron (Landon Henneman)
• “Let me save you first and then you can do your rescue on me.” – Aaron
• “I guess I could never turn down an adventure.” – John
• “You know it’s sad; you have to be on the edge of losing everything to really open your eyes, to see the beauty in the simple things.” – John
• “It’s one thing to find a girl you who you want to marry and it’s something completely different to find a girl that you have to marry.” – John
• “You want to know what it takes to be a real man?  Have a baby girl.” – John

Tips for parents: 

• Surprisingly, there is some profanity.  Well, twice.
• This movie should scare your kids from wanting to climb around in caves.
• It’s a very serious, sad drama.
• After watching the movie, you could talk to your children about life after death, as well as how we should live our lives.

@trinaboice 

The Christmas Project warms the heart and inspires the mind

Movie Title:  The Christmas Project

Grade:  A-

Rating:  G, 1 hour 28 minutes

In a Nutshell: Think “The Wonder Years” meets “The Christmas Story.”  

This sweet, family-friendly Christmas movie is a heartwarming reminder about showing love and forgiveness during the Christmas season… and all year round.

I liked the movie even before I realized it was based on the books “Chicken in the Headlights and “Bullies in the Headlights”, written by an old writing friend of mine, Matthew Buckley!  We used to belong to the same writing group when he got his first book published.  I’m so happy that some of his work has been turned into a movie!  The screenplay was written by Sally Meyer and originally entitled, “The Elving Project.”

If your family is looking for something special to do this Christmas season, consider creating your own “Elving Project” tradition!

Uplifting theme: 

• “We all make mistakes sometimes.” – Ralph Buckley (Brian Neal Clark)
• Payback or love back?   Love your enemies.

Things I liked:

• Hilarious 80’s clothes and hairstyle on the mom, played by Alison Akin Clark.  As a mother of 4 sons, like she is in the movie, I could definitely relate to being pregnant and feisty.
• The narrator’s voice was soothing and magical.
• Jacob Buster was really great.  What a little cutie.  For such a young kid, he has already been in a ton of movies and is currently living in LA, working on a new project.
• Super cool pirate ship.  My husband always wanted to build something like that for our 4 sons.  He still feels badly about not ever building that, but he DID construct a tree house and zipline!
• “Time out” in the bathtub was pretty funny.  Why didn’t I ever think of that?
• Filmed in Mapleton, Utah, the film had almost 100% Utah actors and film crew.
• Director Michael Buster and his wife catch the charm of an old-fashioned holiday tale.  They worked on the film for about two years together.  And yes, they’re still married!
• The Buckley parents are married in real life: Brian Neal Clark and Alison Akin Clark.
• OK, I kind of feel a special connection to this film, because I sort of know one of the actors.  Anson Bagley is super cute and does a terrific job as Simon Buckley.  His mom and I worked together as online instructors at Brigham Young University a couple of years ago.  I remember her telling me that she and her kids were making fun videos on YouTube.  They named their channel “Working with Lemons.”  Many of their videos have hit well over 500,000 views! Some of them are close to 200 million!

Things I didn’t like:

• It's extremely predictable.
• Sometimes the actors looked like they were really excited to be in a movie and forgot to act.
• None of the boys really looked like they could actually be brothers.  Still, they were all pretty doggone cute.
• I would have liked to learn more about Earl, the bus driver (played by Marlon V. Gaines).  Still, I thought his relationship and advice to Matthew were both very sweet.

Funny lines:

• “That’s it!  We’re getting chickens!” – Ralph Buckley
• “Stop, Fardin!” – Matthew

Tips for parents: 

• This is really safe and enjoyable for all ages.
• Some boys get punched and pranked by a bully.
• No profanity.  Very clean.  Thank you!  We can always count on the Mormons to keep it clean!
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Christmas Eve is sometimes merry and bright

Movie Title:   Christmas Eve

Grade: C+

 

Rating: PG, 1 hour 35 minutes

In a Nutshell:  This Christmas comedy features people trapped in various elevators on Christmas Eve in Manhattan and the insights they discover during their cramped, reflective moments.  It tries pretty hard to be profound and has a few shining moments. 

 If I had to be trapped in one of those elevators, I’d probably pick the one with the musicians, because at least they could pass the time with beautiful music.  Which one would you choose?

 Uplifting theme: 

• Christmas Eve is the moment of hope, the night before the world changed.  Hope is a powerful thing.   You can change your world by changing yourself.
• “There’s no such thing as a question without an answer.  You might not know it now, but it’s out there, waiting to be found, wanting to be found.  It’s almost always simple, so simple it’s almost silly and when you find it, well, there’s no feeling like it in the world.”  - Nick  (Taylor James)

Things I liked:

• The cast includes a few famous people you’ve heard of: Patrick Stewart, Jon Heder, Cheryl Hines, Gary Cole, James Roday and Julianna Guill.  It’s also full of a lot of unknown actors who share the screen with equal time.  Good on them.
• I got a kick out of seeing James Roday.  I haven’t seen him in anything since his hit TV crime comedy “Psych”.
• Jenny Oaks Baker, who plays the violin player Mandy, is an accomplished violinist in real life!  She sent me a quote for one of my books and is a wonderful person!  I loved watching her play "Silent Night."
• The script was realistic enough to show that at least one of the people stuck in the elevator for hours had to pee.
• There is a group of medical providers stuck in one of the elevators who have a science vs. religion discussion, which makes the movie feel like a Christian film.  While a lot of Christian movies usually have a high “cheese” factor, I appreciated this element in a movie about Christmas.
• I thought the “art tour” that Glen (Steve John Shepherd) took his trapped companions on was very sweet.  He revealed some important life lessons and elevated the movie during that one scene.
• I like how the people’s lives were intertwined.
• Keep watching during the rolling credits for two more little bits.  I wish B had said something like “Living” or “Photographing people who are alive” or something better than what he did.

Things I didn’t like:

•  It would have been more fun to watch with more celebrities in the bit parts.
• There are quite a bit of stereotypes and overacting that plays like farce, rather than clever comedy.
• Patrick Stewart nailed it in A Christmas Carol several years ago, but in this film his Scrooge-like character monologues his change-of heart-crisis alone in his elevator, usually while yelling.

Did you know?

• Surprisingly, the entire movie was filmed in Sofia, Bulgaria!
• This is CNN talk-show host Larry King’s first time at producing a feature film.  His wife (the 7^th one!) plays Nurse Byrnes who discusses religion with Dr. Roberts and encourages him to believe in “things unseen.”  Her name is Shawn Southwick King and she is a Mormon.  Jon Heder and Jenny Oaks Baker are two other Mormons in the film.
• Mitch Davis also directed the Mormon-based film “The Other Side of Heaven”, which starred Anne Hathaway.  He must like that look for an actress, because every time I saw Margaret Clunie in this film, I thought of Anne.

Funny lines:

• “I don’t live here.  I pop in.  I make a difference.  I pop out.”– B (James Roday)
• “Do you play Fantasy Football yourself?” –  Randy (Max Casella)

           “No.  I’m not a loser.” – James (Jon Heder)

• “Well, I’m Molly and I’ve been sober for 45 minutes.” – Molly (Roxanne Cook)
• “We’re headed to a Salsa bar to dance with illegals. It’s our little Christmas charity.” – Molly
• “I just want to say. I’m not afraid to eat you, if that’s what it comes down to.” – Walt

          “I think I figured out why you’re still single, Walt.” - Mandy

 

Interesting lines:

• “Look, let’s be honest…God, white beard, angels.  Isn’t that the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever heard?” – Dr. Roberts (Gary Cole)
• “Is there anything about our existence that isn’t ridiculous?” – Nurse Byrnes
• “The mind controls the body.  The body serves the mind.” –  Glen  (Nate Fallows)
• The French art critic Andre Gide famously stated that art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does, the better.” – Glen
• “No one even knew we were here.” – Molly

         “But we did.” –  Sherry

• “Everything that has ever occurred, everything that ever will occur is subject to laws that are knowable and with enough of that knowledge, you could literally understand everything. And to live in recognition of that goal, between what is knowable which is everything and what is what we do know, which is nothing, well that’s more than sad; it’s the ultimate human tragedy.” – Nick

Tips for parents:   

• An adult farts and another one throws up, but you don’t see it.
• Some fighting and gun shots.
• Very little profanity.
• Children will probably be bored, as this is not a traditional Christmas movie with Santa Clause and lots of jingle-bell action. 

Once I Was a Beehive will make you laugh and cry

Movie:    Once I Was A Beehive

Rating:    PG, 1 hour 59 minutes

Grade:   B+

In a Nutshell:    Teenage girls can be sooooo dramatic.  Because of that, they’re going to really get a kick out of this over-acted spoof of Mormon Girls Camp.  It’s a sweet movie that will make you laugh out loud and maybe even cry.  It’s super cheesy, but it still touched my heart.  It reminded me of some very special moments I had at Girls Camp many years ago when…once  I was a Beehive too.

The film pokes fun at Mormon culture, but Christians will be able to relate to the trials of faith, the power of prayer, and the importance of friendship.  As Christians, we need to support movies that support our values.

Written and directed by Maclain Nelson, the movie poster claims the film is based on thousands of true stories.  I believe it.  Girls Camp is always filled with epic moments, plenty of shenanigans, and growing testimonies.

While Maclain Nelson is Mormon, his co-writer and wife Clare Niederpruem is Catholic, another example of how we need to embrace each other's differences and celebrate our similarities.

Uplifting Theme:

·         “There are better days than the ones you’re standing in.”  - Opening song

·         “When you’re with the ones you love, you’re never missing out.” – Robert Speer (Adam Johnson)

·         No crisis of faith can’t be cured with a week up in God’s country. - Robert Speer

·         “Two-gether forever.”   (Sure to be a new Mormon meme.)

·         “Faith is the key to solve any problem.” – Nedra Rockwell

     -  Girl power.  Sisterhood.  Unity.  Acceptance.

Things I liked:

·         The film addresses blended families and the difficulty of adapting to a new life.  I grew up in a blended family and have seen my sister repeat the same challenges in her marriage.  I appreciated the sensitive, truthful approach the film took on this delicate family issue.

·         Is that a picture of Liberace in the red suit on Holly’s family room wall?  Hilarious.

·         Making the girls lock up their cell phones in a box at camp.  Genius.  Sadly, necessary.

·         Nedra Rockwell, the “Heck’s Angel”  is adorable.  A big "Hoorah" to Barta Heiner, a beloved stage and screen actress in Utah, for grounding the film with down-to-earth goodness and reality.

·         Fanny packs!  Yes!  While not a socially-approved accessory, they sure make a lot of sense.

·         "Imagine a Sunday School lesson taught by Indiana Jones."  Trial of Faith.  Awesome.

·         I loved that they made fun of the rock giants from the Noah movie with Russel Crowe.  I really hated that movie.  You can read my movie review of Noah here.

·         The musical narration was good.  "The Spirit of God" remix was cool.

·         Catniss Everdeen.  Ha ha      Can't wait to see the final movie in that franchise coming out in November!   Bless our dear bishops for all they do for us.

·         If you come face to face with a grizzly bear, play dead and cover your neck.  Good to know.

·         What a sweet voice Paris Warner has.  I expect to hear that song in my ward on Sunday.  I     thought she did a really great job with her character and brought some honesty to the role.
 -     Mila Smith (Phoebe) does a very good job playing a quirky character, although her crying scenes      were weak.  Paris Warner made me really believe her tears.
           Cute camp pictures during the closing credits. 

·         I hope to see Allie Jennings (Charlotte) in more films.  She's darling.
 -    One of the film's co-producers, Lisa Valentine Clark, also stars as the over-the-top Young  Women's President Carrie Carrington.  If you haven't seen her funny YouTube videos, you can check them out here.   They are "pretty darn funny."
-     I often wince at Christian movies because the production quality can be so amateur looking, but they did a really good job with this film.  

   

Things I didn’t like:

·         It’s always awkward to hear actual prayers in movies.

·         I don’t like seeing Mormons bicker or act snotty to each other.  They should behave better       because they know better.  I know, we had to see the growth in the girls.  Still...

·         Where is the rest of the Young Women’s presidency and leaders?

·         The night scenes are difficult to see in the dark, especially the bear scene.
-     The movie is a bit uneven, jumping from farce to real and back and forth.

·         So, technically, if Lane is 16, she would be a Mia Maid….not a Beehive…just sayin...

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Funny lines:  

·          “I appreciate the hyperbole.” – Phoebe Valentine

·         “Phoebe, can you come and get some dessert, cuz we’re going to go pretty soon.” – Holly

       “I doubt I could enjoy dessert , knowing the ceiling could cave in on us at any moment.” -    
        Phoebe

        It’s crème brulee.” – Holly

        “I’ll risk it.” – Phoebe

·         “Who goes on a cruise for that long anyway?” – Lane

       “We got a killer Groupon for it.” – step-dad Tristan  (Brett Merritt)

·         “Kerry Carrington.  You can’t tell me that’s her real name.  It sounded like the leader of the Carebears or the alter-ego of a Christian superhero.” – Lane

·         “Don’t be embarrassed if you let out a few air biscuits.  It’s natural.” – Sister Rockwell

·         “I’m going to turn the time over for Sister Carrington for some fluffy stuff.” – Sister Rockwell

·         “So, would you rather marry a man that you know is a serial killer who kills every day, but he’s still, like a good guy and you love him OR would you rather marry a man that all he ever says is  ‘Manamana’”? – Mindy  (Kaley McCormack)

·         “Well, lookie here.  A little nest of estrogen.” – Sister Rockwell

·         “Bree, why don’t you come and get some food. I think you might be a little hangry.”  - Sister
       Carrington
-       “Why don’t you take a look out the window.  I want you to take an eye photo.  You know how to do that, right?  You just use your eyes.  Blink, then right up there, right in front of your face, you can’t miss it.” – Robert Speer

·         “Pound it.  Let’s not do that again.” – Sister Rockwell

 “Why do they call them Beehives?  Why don’t they just call them bees?” – Lane

       “I’ve been saying that for years.” – Phoebe    (Me too, Phoebe.  Me too.)

   

Tips for Parents:

·          This is a sweet movie that your daughters will love.  You might even get your sons to crack a smile. 

·         The PG rating is for a brief moment of peril with a bear.

Once I Was A Beehive was produced by the same folks who brought us: