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Saturday, November 4, 2017

Thor hammers into our hearts with entertaining humor and action

Movie Title:
  Thor: Ragnarok

Grade:  A

Rating: PG-13, 130 minutes

In a Nutshell:  Count them…17!  Thor: Ragnarok is the 17th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  New Zealand director Taika Waititi directs this super colorful, funny superhero movie presented by Walt Disney Pictures.  He also voices the lovable character Korg.

It’s fresh and fun family entertainment that makes us love Thor even more.

Uplifting theme: 
  • Brother’s keeper
  • Forgiveness
  • People are more important than places.
  • Teamwork, unity
  • Love, service to others
  • “A wise king must never seek out war, but must always be ready for it.” – Thor
  • “I choose to run towards my problems and not away, because that’s what heroes do.” - Thor

Things I liked:
  • Chris Hemsworth is awesome, but everyone else in the cast also steals the show.  It’s a collection of fantastic actors who each contribute unique, entertaining characters to the story.
  • Tom Hiddleston is a better Loki we’re learning to love.
  • I have adored the talented, beautiful Cate Blanchett for many years.  How is it that she never ages, but I do?  She makes a fantastic villain.
  • Anthony Hopkins is always epic.
  • Awwww, Benedict Cumberbatch.  Doctor Strange has an amusing visit with Thor.
  • Mark Ruffalo spends more time being The Incredible Hulk, but Hulk is really endearing in this film.
  • Jeff Goldblum is hilarious.  I love him in everything he does.
  • Fun surprise cameo towards the very beginning of the movie.  No spoilers!
  • It appears that Marvel has finally learned that audiences love fun, funny, irreverent, out-of-the box thinking superhero movies.  Ever since the first Guardians of the Galaxy (Plus Bonus Features)thrilled audiences, superhero movies have lightened up a lot more, don’t you think?
  • Female fans get to see Chris Hemsworth with his shirt off.  Wow, those arms are the size of tree trunks!  For those who love his long, golden locks, you’re in for a surprise.
  • I love that Marvel puts Stan Lee in every movie. I always look forward to seeing what funny line they give him.
  • Stay until the end of the first set of credits to see more.  Then, stay until the very, very end of all the credits to see another funny scene with the Grandmaster.
  • In an interview, Taika Waititi said that 80% of the movie was improvised.  What?  That’s crazy and amazing!
  • Led Zepplin’s Immigrant Song really rocks the final battle scene.
  • The Gladiator scene with Thor and Hulk in the arena was extremely entertaining.
  • Some new creatures and characters fill the Marvel Universe with even more creativity and fantasy.
  • Energizing soundtrack: Thor: Ragnarok 




Things I didn’t like:
·    Some fake video-game looking fight scenes.
  • Some of the jokes don’t quite get the reaction I’m sure the director hoped they would.
  • It helps to have seen Thor and  Thor: The Dark World and know the characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.  You'll enjoy the movie more.

Funny lines:
  • “Yes!  We know each other!  He’s a friend from work.” – Thor talking about when he first sees Hulk in the arena
  • "I have been falling for 30 minutes!" - Loki

Tips for parents: 
  • Superhero violence and destruction.
  • You see the naked backside of Hulk.
  • Some profanity
  • Young children may be frightened by a big, fiery monster


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Friday, November 3, 2017

Only the Brave serves up emotional tribute piping hot

Movie Title: 
Only The Brave  

Grade:  A-

Rating:  PG-13, 2 hours 14 minutes

In a Nutshell: Based on a true story and an article written in GQ Magazine, this is a timely film that spotlights true heroes who fight fires.  More specifically, it honors the real men called the Granite Mountain Hotshots in Arizona. 

 
Uplifting theme: 
  • The motto of the Granite Mountain Hotshots is "Esse quam videri," which means "To be, rather than to seem."
  •  Brotherhood, unity, loyalty
  •  Courage
  • Family
  • Second chances and forgiveness
  • "Doing something that's never been done before takes time." - Duane Steinbrink (Jeff Bridges)

Things I liked:
  • Wow, how did they film some of those scenes?  The fire looks very real.  Great job.
  • You get to see pictures of the actual men who served in the Granite Mountain Hotshots team at the end of the movie.
  •  Jennifer Connelly makes a gorgeous cowgirl and gives the best stand-out performance in the movie.  Her emotional range was stellar.  She spent time with the real Amanda Marsh to prepare for her role in the film.
  • Jeff Bridges sings in a band called "Steinbrink and the Rusty Pistol" in a bar scene!
  •  I thought it was interesting that the famous travel empire, Conde Nast, was involved with this film. You see some beautiful Arizona landscapes. 
  • In terms of emotion and exciting fire action, Only The Bravereminded me of the 1991 movie Backdraft, which I loved.
  • Congrats to Miles Teller for having two movies in theaters at the same time!  He's currently also starring in Thank You for Your Service 
  • I liked Dierks Bentley's featured song Hold The Light (From "Only The Brave") [feat. S. Carey] 


Things I didn’t like:
  • There are several other movies also titled “Only the Brave”, but they are not related to this movie. Seems like they could have picked another title, right?
  • There were some scenes that were annoyingly dark, as in, I couldn't see the expressions on people's faces when they were talking in a dark room.  I'm sure it was an artistic choice, but it still bugged me.
  • Sometimes you can't quite hear the dialogue, because there are so many other sounds going on.
  • I like Jeff Bridges, but lately he only plays the same old character in all of his movies. This is the first time he and Josh Brolin have worked together in a film since True Grit, another fantastic movie where Jeff Bridges plays the same kind of character. Don't get me wrong...he does it very well!
  • Lots of spitting.  ha ha



Tips for parents: 
  • Some profanity, trash talk, and  1 F-bomb.
  • Someone gets a rattlesnake bite.
  • Drug use
  • Talk of sex
  • Lots of dangerous fire and perilous situations
  • People die.
  • Wounded horse.


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Birth of the Dragon is old-school awesome

Movie Title: 
Birth of the Dragon

Grade:   B-

Rating: PG-13, 91 minutes

In a nutshell:  I love China, San Francisco, Kung Fu, and Bruce Lee.  Put all of those things together and you get this entertaining movie directed by George Nolfi, who also directed the fun movie The Adjustment Bureau

While Birth of the Dragon is a fictional origin film, it's based on an event that supposedly occurred. 

It's an imagining of what may have inspired Bruce Lee to develop his unique style of martial arts.

Uplifting theme:

  • “Kung Fu is not a game, gentlemen.  It is not a religion.  It is about who lives and who dies.” – Bruce Lee (Philip Ng)
  • “Kung Fu is about self-discipline and self-discovery.” – Wong Jack Man (Yu Xia)
  • “Kung Fu does not reside in the fists, but it resides in the soul.” – Wong Jack Man
  • Balance and harmony

Things I liked:
  • Serious old-school Kung Fu fighting.
  • 1 inch punch.  Ha ha
  • A good amount of humor.
  • Great stunts and action.  I have a Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do, but I was always pretty clumsy and awkward, especially compared to all of the actors and stuntmen in this movie!
  • I loved the flowing movement of Wong Jack Man's golden robes.  Besides it looking cool, it represented his inner dance for balance in his life.  I've been to China twice and love their philosophy of chi and harmony in all things.
  • If you liked this, you might like watching the old Enter the Dragon (1973) 

Things I didn’t like:
  • The movie makes Bruce Lee look really cocky.  In reality, Bruce Lee inspired millions.  One of his famous quotes is, "Real living is living for others."  The Bruce Lee Foundation was created in 2002 by his wife and daughter.  Every year they donate money and help students with scholarships.
  • I can’t stand fake flying in martial arts movies.
  • Steve McKee (Billy Magnussen) has a much larger role in the film than he probably should, considering this movie is supposed to be about Bruce Lee.  In fact, there are some Asians who are completely offended that it's a white guy who seems to be at the center of the story and, ultimately, saves the day.  They have a valid point.  While it's not supposed to be a biopic, we watch this movie because we want to learn more about Bruce Lee and watch him kick a$$, instead of see some white guy who has a crush on a Chinese girl.



Interesting lines:

  • “Now you have begun to exceed your limits.” –  Wong Jack Man
“What limits?” – Bruce Lee
  • “I was going to be a star, but I’d rather be a legend.” – Bruce Lee

Tips for parents: 
  • Some profanity.
  • Lots of fighting!  (Duh!)
  • Discussion of prostitution.
  • If you have a child who is taking some kind of martial arts lessons, you can point out the lessons learned in this movie about when to fight and how to do it with honor.


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Kingsman Golden Circle is crazy, over-the-top entertainment

Movie Title:   Kingsman: The Golden Circle


Grade:  B

Rating: R, 2 hours 21 minutes

In a Nutshell:  This sequel to the original Kingsman: The Secret Service 

Uplifting theme: 
  • “Being a kingsman is more than the clothes we wear or the weapons we bear." - Harry (Colin Firth)
  •  "Having something to lose makes life worth living." - Harry (Colin Firth).
  • Friendship, loyalty, love
  • Good over evil

Things I liked:

  • The talented cast is fun to watch and includes Colin Firth, Taron Egerton, Julianne Moore, Mark Strong, Halle Berry, Channing Tatum, and Jeff Bridges.  Throw a thick mustache on Pedro Pascal and he looks like a young Burt Reynolds, right?
  • The movie starts with a great action sequence and runs fast the entire 2 hours.
  • I got a kick out of the British vs. American banter.
  • Taron Egerton is the perfect Eggsy and really shines in his role.
  • Julianne Moore is a fun villain.  You can see her play twin sisters in the dark comedy Suburbicon in theaters now.
  • Yes, that’s the real Elton John in the movie!  His acting isn't very good, but he's still awesome.
  • Great stunts and special effects.
  • Cool James Bond types of weapons.
  • John Denver and Elton John music.  Ahhh.

Things I didn’t like:
  • It’s extremely over-the-top and exaggerated.
  • Jeff Bridges seems to play the same crusty, old fart in all of his movies lately. 
  • There is a LOT going on!  



Funny lines:
* "If I save the world, can I have two tickets to your next concert?" - Harry to Elton John
   "If you save the world, you can have a backstage pass." - Elton John


Tips for parents: 
  • Lots of crude profanity, including many F-bombs.
  • Lots of violence, deaths, and destruction.
  • Several inappropriate sex jokes and images. 
  • Gross images involving a meat grinder and other forms of death.


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Home Again is not Reese Witherspoon's best rom-com


Movie Title:   Home Again

Grade:   C

Rating: PG-13, 1 hour 37 minutes

In a Nutshell:   No, this movie isn’t related to the 2013 Home Again movie with Tatyana Ali. This rom-com features America’s sweetheart, Reese Withersppon, but certainly is not her best work.  You'd think they would have picked a different name. Something like "Shacks Up with An Impetuous Boy Toy" would be appropriate.

 
Uplifting theme: 
  • “This is your day, your year.  Get ready Alice.  The future is yours!”  - Alice’s father
  • Family comes in different shapes and sizes.
  • Be open to change.

Things I liked:
  • Alice’s little blonde daughter is adorable, played by Eden Grace Redfield.  She has a bright future in film and TV if she wants one.  You can also see her in The Glass Castle.
  • They play Heads Up! in a musical montage, so you might miss it.  It's a free app and a lot of fun!
  • Alice’s boy toy is played by Pico Alexander.
  • Teddy is played by Nat Wolff.  Did you know his mother is Polly Draper (thirtysomething: Season 1) and his father is Michael Wolff, the bandleader on the old Arsenio Hall Show?  Nice pedigree!
  • I love Candace Bergen in anything.  It’s always great to see her.
  • Jon Rudnitsky playes the only one in the movie who acts like a responsible grown up.  We’ll see him again in James Franco’s upcoming movie The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made


Things I didn’t like:
  • Throwing up, sleeping with a stranger after just meeting.  Nope.  Not glamorous.  Alice and her boy toy are sluts.  What happened to old fashioned romance?
  • Lots of music montages with talking, laughing, drinking, and kissing.
  • The boy toy acts selfishly when he storms out when his friends explain they’re working on additional projects.  Instead, he should be happy for them.  He seems young and immature and self-centered the entire time.
  • Alice (Reese Witherspoon) makes some very bag parenting choices.  For example, she brings in three male strangers to live in her house, even though she has two young daughters.  That's just asking for trouble in the real world.  Sleeping with one of them is irresponsible and confusing for the children. It's supposed to be adorable and charming in the movie, but it frustrated me.
  • The premise is pretty unrealistic and ridiculous.
  • Instantly forgettable. 



Tips for parents: 
  • “Can’t I just go on anti-depressants just like everyone else?” – Isabel (Lola Flanery)  She talks about having anxiety and depression and watches her mom pop pills every time she has a problem.
  • Profanity.  I hate it when kids swear.
  • A married woman sleeps with a young guy (you only see kissing)


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Friday, October 27, 2017

Jigsaw is twisted and sick

Movie Title:  JigSaw

Grade:  C

Rating: R

In a Nutshell:  I don’t like gory, torture movies, so it’s no surprise that I’ve never seen any of the previous 7 movies in the Saw franchise.  Somehow I ended up in the theater watching this one.  (Oh yeah, I get paid to watch movies.) 

It’s basically what I expected: a gory, torture movie.  Yuck.  Presented by Twisted Pictures, this is just a twisted, sick movie. Saw fans will probably enjoy it, since it has been many years since the last movie….which was actually supposed to be the last movie in the series.  Why did we need another one?

Uplifting theme: 
  • “What’s the value of a life?” – Anna (Laura Vandervoort)
  • “There are no short-cuts in life.” -  Jigsaw
  • “We all have a thumb on the scale, for good or for evil.” – John Kramer (Tobin Bell)   TRUE
  • Motivations
  • Take responsibility for your actions.

Things I liked:
  • Timed well for Halloween.  Is it me or has Halloween become more freaky, creepy and sick lately?
  • I hear that the first 7 films in the Saw franchise had odd color and sound effects, but this one looks more professionally made.
  • It takes those popular “Room Escape” concepts to a new level.  Have you ever been to any of those?  I’ve been to a few in several different cities and got a kick out of them.
  • Twist.  I love twists in movies.

Things I didn’t like:
  • The plot doesn’t make sense.
  • It’s just demented.



Tips for parents: 
  • This is a messed up movie.  It tries to act like John Kramer is torturing people with nothing but good intentions in mind and to create balance in the world.
  • Bloody, violent, gory deaths.
  • Lots of screaming and murderous torture.


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Suburbicon is a messy disappointment

Movie Title:   Suburbicon

Grade:  D

Rating: R

In a Nutshell:  Nope.  Hated it. The film tries to be a drama, dark comedy, murder thriller, and social commentary all at the same time, but it’s a messy downer.   I felt like I just wasted a part of my life.  Dang it.

Actor/Director George Clooney and the Coen writing brothers have talent, but it’s not revealed in this movie.  Super disappointing.

Uplifting theme: 
  • Hypocrasy
  • Racism

Things I liked:
  • The 1950’s tone was well done.
  • The talented cast did a great job with the material they were given, especially Matt Damon, Julianne Moore, and Oscar Isaac.

Things I didn’t like:
  • The trailer was extremely deceiving.  It makes the film look like a fun, dark comedy with quirky characters.  Well, I guess it was those things, but without the fun.
  • It reminded me of another ugly film that had great acting talent in it, but left me wanting to take a shower.  In 1989, Tom Hanks starred in the mystery thriller The Burbs.  



Tips for parents: 
  • Lots of profanity, including F-bombs.
  • The film shows a black family being bullied and violently attacked.
  • There are slurs against Jews and Episcopalians.
  • A child walks in on a couple having sex (no nudity).
  • Bloody, violent deaths.
  • Dead bodies killed in violent ways.


MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice 

Monday, October 23, 2017

Lego Ninjago tickles fans

Movie Title:    The LEGO NINJAGO Movie

Grade:   B+

Rating: PG, 90 minutes

In a Nutshell:  

While this third installment in the Lego movie universe isn’t getting the rave reviews that the first two did, I still got a kick out of it and recommend it for families.  

As a mother of 4 sons who were all obsessed with Legos while growing up, I wish these movies had come out years ago.  The jokes and gags fly fast and furiously, making for an energetically, fun time.
 
Uplifting theme: 
    • “Some powers you cannot see, and those are the most important powers of all.” – Master Wu (Jackie Chan)
    • “Even if you’re different, you can still do great things.” – Master Wu  
    • “To be a master, it takes patience, hard work, and courage.” – Master  Wu
    • Family
    • Love, forgiveness
    • Everyone has a unique talent
  • “You must forget everything you know and see things in a new way.” – Master Wu
  • “The strongest weapon is inside you.” – Master Wu

Things I liked:
    • Jackie Chan is currently in two great movies in theaters: this Lego movie for families and The Foreigner (DVD) for parents only, where he shows impressive dramatic depth.  He’s so amazing.  
    The beginning and end were super sweet with live action Jackie Chan.
  • Plenty of humor for kids and adults.  The visual gags are hilarious.
  • Cat humor.
  • Voice talents include Dave Franco, Justin Theroux, Olivia Munn, Fred Armisen, and Michael Pena.
    • Keep watching during the rolling credits at the end for a funny blooper reel with Jackie Chan and to hear the funny “Dance of Doom” lyrics.
    • There’s a good dose of the Darth Vader/Luke Skywalker relationship going on for all you Star Wars fans out there.


Things I didn’t like:
  • Sometimes you can't quite understand what Jackie Chan says because of his thick accent.
  • Some of the jokes are repetitive and tired.
    • The storytelling is uneven, but the target audience for this movie certainly won’t care one bit.



Tips for parents: 
  • Some text messages, so kids who can't read will miss the humorous notes.
  • Lots of Lego fighting.
  • Some potty humor, but not as much as you would think, considering the target audience’s age.
    • Strained father/son relationship.
    • Lots of fighting and Lego destruction (nothing you haven’t already seen when your kids play with Legos.)
    • Safe for all ages
    • Lots of current jokes about society



Christmas shopping season has begun! Some great Lego Ninjago gifts: 


LEGO Ninjago Movie Master Falls 70608 Building Kit (312 Piece) LEGO NINJAGO The Green NRG Dragon 70593 Fun Toy LEGO Ninjago Movie Spinjitzu Training 70606 Building Kit (109 Piece) LEGO Ninjago Temple of Airjitzu 70751



MOVIE REVIEW MOM

@trinaboice