Showing posts with label race. Show all posts
Showing posts with label race. Show all posts

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Cars 3 has heart and impressive animation


Movie Title:  Cars 3 (Theatrical)

Grade:  B+

Rating:   G, 109 minutes

In a Nutshell:  This family-friendly flick is the third installment in the Cars franchise.  By the way, the Cars ride at California Adventures next to Disneyland in California is really great.  You’ll need to race over there first thing in the morning to get a Fast Pass. They have done a really good job creating a Cars area too. 

Uplifting theme: 
  • “You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.” – Mater (Larry the Cable Guy)                 
  • “Don’t feel failure.  Be afraid of not having the chance!” – Sally (Bonnie Hunt)
  • “Try something new.” – Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson)
  • “You can use anything negative as fuel to push through to the positive.” – Cruz Ramirez (Cristela Alonzo)
  • “The truth is always quicker.” – old car (What’s his name?)
  • Believe in yourself.

Things I liked:
  • The animation is extremely impressive.
  • The training sequences were pretty cute.
  • A lot of really beautiful landscapes and environments.
  • It earns its Pixar magic in the Third Act.  Very sweet.
  • Parents and grandparents might be able to relate to the feeling of aging and being  past their prime, like Lightning McQueen feels.  There is a positive lesson here for all of us old farts.
  • It’s great to hear John Ratzenburger’s voice again. Other familiar, favorite voice talents include Cheech Marin, Tony Shalhoub, Bonnie Hunt, Kerry Washington, Nathan Fillion, Bob Costas, and of course, Owen Wilson.

Things I didn’t like:
  • The story is very similar to the first movie in that an old driver (Doc Hudson) has-been tries to make a comeback.
  • How many kids (which is the target audience) are going to be able to relate to a midlife crisis?
  • There is a LOT of time spent racing.  That might lose the interest of some little girls.
  • Despite being a racing moving, it's a little slow-moving.  Ironic, eh?
  • There isn't as much humor as the first movie.



Trivia:
  • Paul Newman was the original voice of Doc Hudson.  They used some of the unused audio clips from the first movie to add his voice to this film after his death.  By the way, did you know Paul Newman was a race car driver for many years?
  • Mack drives through Arlo’s family farm, which was shown in Pixar’s movie The Good Dinosaur.
  • One of the new racers whose number is 31 is sponsored by Triple Dent Gum, which was the gum commercial that annoyed Anger in the movie Inside Out.
  • The only other Pixar film to have a 3rd movie installment is Toy Story.
  • All three Cars movies came out around the same time as Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
  • Look closely and you’ll see a Pizza Planet truck from Toy Story during the demolition scene.

Funny lines:
  • “Life’s a beach and then you drive.” – Lighning McQueen
Tips for parents: 
  • This is very safe for children of all ages.  There is no profanity or anything inappropriate. 
  • There are some car crashes.

Want to catch up on the first two movies in this franchise? 
Cars
Cars 2


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Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Fate of the Furious is fast fun for true fans

Movie Title:  The Fate of the Furious

Grade:  B

Rating:  PG-13, 136 minutes

In a Nutshell:  It’s fast.  It’s furious.  The franchise is back.  

I was kind of over the whole The Fast and the Furious saga until…Charlize Theron.  I’ve always thought she was so gorgeous ever since I first saw her in Mighty Joe Young. I was curious how she was going to turn Dom away from his family in this movie's plot.   

Everything about this movie is high octane and ridiculously over-the-top, just the way fans of this franchise like it.  If you’re a fan, you’ll get a kick out of this new addition.  No, it's not going to win any Oscar's, but it's pretty good fun.

Uplifting theme: 
  • “You make a deal, you gotta live up to it.” – Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel)
  • Family
  • Obligation, accountability, respect

Things I liked:
  • The chemistry of this “family” is undeniable.  This installment features Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Jordana Brewster, Kurt Russell, Elsa Pataky, Nathalie Emmanuel, and Scott Eastwood.
  • The cast's quick one-liners and jabs at each other are entertaining as always.
  • You get to take a little trip to Havana, Cuba in the beginning of the movie.
  • So funny watching The Rock do the fierce Hakka dance with a bunch of little soccer girls.
  • Helen Mirren just made the franchise better.  Rumor has it that she lobbied for a role in the movie because she loves racing so much.  I love her in everything she does.
  • It’s fun to watch Scott Eastwood’s career unfold.  You know he’s the legendary Clint Eastwood’s son, right? 
  • Tough bald guy banter.  Ha ha
  • The set pieces are as gigantic as Dwayne Johnson’s biceps.  
  • The stunts are OFF THE CHAIN!
  • SPOILER: I never really thought about how self-driving cars could be hacked into to create havoc.  Interesting, right?  There’s an awesomely fun and destructive scene with a bunch of them on New York City streets.
  • Some of the action sequences are soooooo impressively long.
  • I think it's funny that Kurt Russell's character name is "Mr. Nobody."  His assistant, played by Scott Eastwood, is called "Little Nobody."
  • Jason Statham has some absolutely great moments with The Rock, Helen Mirren, and a little baby.  


Things I didn’t like:
  • Lots of butt cheeks and scantily clad women.
  • Some of the characters talk about being free, with no obligations to anyone, as if that’s the ultimate form of happiness.  Thankfully, the ultimate theme of the movie is that it’s family that gives life meaning.
  • The plot is extremely predictable.  There is nothing super surprising about how the story is going to play out, but the ride is pretty doggone fun.
  • So many things are just so unrealistic that if you require that in a movie, you'll hate every minute of this.




Funny lines:
  • “I will beat you like a Cherokee drum.” – Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson whose arms are ridiculously massive while he holds them up during this line.)
  • “We’re gonna need a bigger truck.” – Hobbs
  • “Your team is about to go up against the one thing they can’t handle.” – Cipher (Charlize Theron)
“What’s that?” – Dom 
“You.” –  Cipher
  • “Manis and pedis later on at the mall.” – Hobbs
  • “It’s neon orange.  The U.S. space station could see it coming.” – Little Nobody (Scott Eastwood)
  • “Ouch.” – Cipher
  • “What’s it gonna be, Rook?  Are you gonna close your eyes on this one too?  Pray that the Apocalypse doesn’t come knocking on your mama’s front door? Or are you gonna saddle up and be a man and save the entire Gxdxxmn world?” – Hobbs
  • “Why are you always yelling?” – Hobbs
  • “Time to get my young Selfie levels up!” – Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson)
“You realize this is classified, right?” – Little Nobody
“Not today!” -Roman

Interesting lines:
  • “See, that’s the funny thing about fate: it’s cunning.  It can bring you beautiful things and it can also bring you moments like this…” –  Cipher  
  • “Have you heard of choice theory, Dom?  There’s a bunch of axioms, but only two you really need to concern yourself with: 1) The only person’s behavior we can control is our own, and 2) The only thing we can truly give another person is information…” – Cipher 



Tips for parents: 
  • Lots of profanity, including an F-bomb, surprisingly by the lovely Helen Mirren.
  • There are some subtitles that you’ll have to read to kids who can’t read fast.
  • As expected in a movie designed for men, there are a lot of scantily clad women.
  • TONS of explosions and MASSIVE amounts of destruction.
  • Tons of violence in many forms, including hand-to-hand combat, shootings, stabbings, and beatings. 


Did you miss some of the previous movies? You can start here: The Fast and the Furious
Fast & Furious (2009)
Fast & Furious 6
2 Fast 2 Furious
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fast Five (Extended Version) Furious 7

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Friday, March 24, 2017

Get Out is Jordan Peele's directorial debut

Movie Title:  Get Out

Get Out (Blu-ray + DVD + DIGITAL HD)

Grade:  B+

Rating:  R, 104 minutes

In a Nutshell:  We all know Jordan Peele for his comedic talents in funny sketches with Kegan, as well as in his recent feature film Keanu, but this is his directorial debut in a horror flick.  I was curious to see how and what he would do.

The movie addresses racism, but with a sense of humor that is refreshing and satirical at the same time.  

Uplifting theme: 
  •  Friendship, loyalty
  •  Color shouldn't matter
  •  Judgement vs. unconditional love
  •  Pay attention to your instincts and your gut feelings

Things I liked:
  • Daniel Kaluuya is actually from England, but his American accent was spot on as Chris Washington.
  •  The first scene and opening music are creepy, setting the perfect tone for this interesting horror flick.
  • More Bradley Whitford, please.  I loved him in the fantastic The West Wing: The Complete Series Collection and THE GOOD GUYS SEASON 1 TV series.
  • LilRel Howery was hilarious as Rod Williams.  We're sure to see more of him in future movies.  
Things I didn’t like:
  • A lot of scenes are at night time, so this movie will look super dark on a computer screen.
  • Tons of racist comments, words, and attitudes.
  • Some of the scenes have awkward pacing.
  • Later, when I thought about why Walter ran towards Chris and then instantly changed directions before slamming into him, it didn't really make any sense, other than to provide a freaky moment for the audience.  
  • Do you believe in hypnotism?  I earned extra credit in college for letting a psychology grad student try to hypnotize me.  It didn't work, but I still got the extra points for my grade.  Got an A.  



Funny lines:
  • “You realize you’re coming off as the world’s biggest douche bag, right?” –  Rose Armitage (Allison Williams)
  • “The TSA tingles!” – Rod Williams (LilRel Howery)
  • “I mean I told you not to go in that house!” – Rod
  • “How did you find me?” – Chris
“I’m TS – fxxcking A. We handle shxx.” – Rod

Tips for parents: 
  • TONS of F-bombs and other profanity.
  • People flip the bird.
  • Pre-marital relationships.
  • Blood, gore, violence.
  • Lots of racial tension, slurs, and prejudice.
  • Creepy




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Friday, January 13, 2017

Patriot's Day honors Boston's courage and compassion

Movie Title:   Patriot's Day

Grade:  B+

Rating:  R, 130 minutes

In a Nutshell: I love Boston.  I've been there several times and would eagerly go there again tomorrow.  It’s a modern city dripping in history. 

This powerful film offers a respectful look at Boston’s finest who responded to terrorism at the 2013 Boston Marathon bombings.   

“Two people took several days and weeks to plan out hate, but love responded in an instant.” – Interview with Patrick Downes




Uplifting theme: 
  • Dedicated to all those who showed courage, compassion, and dedication during this terrible period in Boston’s history.
  • Civic pride, teamwork, community
  • Love vs. hate
  • Good vs. evil
  • Boston strong!
  • “Always have hope.  Be confident that good always defeats bad.” – Dun Meng

Things I liked:
  • The entire cast does a great job providing Boston accents and tributes to people we enjoy getting to know.
  • Mark Wahlberg gives a dynamic performance as Sgt. Tommy Saunders.
  • It’s always a pleasure to see J.K. Simmons, John Goodman, and Kevin Bacon.  I adore them all.
  • You get to see real footage of the aftermath.
  • Great aerial shots of Boston.
  • Fans of Supergirl: Season 1 [Blu-ray], Melissa Benoist, will be happy to see her, although not happy to see her play the wife of a deluded terrorist.
  • I loved the real photos and information at the end. The video footage of Patrick Downes running the race after his surgery really touched me.

Things I didn’t like:
  •  Does anyone in Boston know how to speak a single sentence without using the F-bomb? 


Interesting lines:
  • “Do not Mirandize.”   -  It's interesting and frightening that a decision could be made to deny an American citizen of his individual liberties.
  • “Not what you were expecting, huh Comish? – lady cop
“It never is.” – Commisioner Ed Davis (John Goodman)
  • “For a Muslim woman, marriage is a lilting dance of duality: strength and submission, beautiful, selfless, rapturous love of two masters, the carnal and the divine.” – Katherine Russell

Funny lines:
  • “Give ‘em hell, brother!” – a guy who throw a sledge hammer out his front door to help the cops.
  • ‘I gotta F***n quit smoking.” – Sgt. Jeffrey Pugliese (J.K. Simmons)
  • “I’ll tell ya that boat ain’t gonna float.” – cop after a bunch of other cops shot a ton of bullet holes in it. 
Tips for parents: 
  • There is a lot of blood, gore, and violence.
  • You see several people do drugs.
  • A gazillion F-bombs and other profanity.
  • It's important to point out to your kids that Dzhokhar's friends were arrested for seeing evidence, but not turning it over to the police and obstructing the bombing investigation.

UPDATE as of 2/1/2017
A Boston Marathon bombing survivor plans to marry the fireman who rescued her, several media outlets report. “In the hospital, my mom tried to set me up with him,” Roseann Sdoiasaid. “She was like, ‘Oh, did you see that firefighter? He’s so cute.’ And I was like, ‘Mom, I just got blown up.’ ” Sdoia and her new fiancé, Mike Materia, will participate in the annual Empire State Building Marathon to help raise money for the Challenged Athletes Foundation. Materia comforted Sdoia on the ride to Massachusetts General Hospital in a police vehicle on the day of the bombing. “I asked him if I was going to die. And he told me that I was going to be OK, that I only had a flesh wound,” she told reporters. “He’s seen me on my worst day.” The couple had their first date in June 2013. He proposed last month.

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Thursday, January 7, 2016

Woodlawn blends football with faith

Are you ready for some football?   The Superbowl is coming up soon, so I thought I'd review a football movie you may have missed when it hit theaters a few months ago.

Movie Title:     Woodlawn

Grade:  A-

Rating:  PG, 2 hours 3 minutes

In a Nutshell:    Based on a true story, Woodlawn High School’s glory emerges out of faith during the race wars in the 1960’s and 70’s. Directed by siblings Jon and Andrew Erwin, this film creates a powerful mixture of religion and gridiron drama.     

This is one of the better Christian movies I’ve seen in awhile.  It’s kind of like a Sunday School lesson with some football added in.  But it’s a really good Sunday School lesson. 
We’re told by the narrator, “Something’s bigger than football, bigger than winning.”  Sean Astin’s character (Hank) explains, “This is what happens when God shows up.”

Uplifting theme: 
  •  The movie begins with a quote by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.:
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
  • “Some call what happened here a miracle, and there is only one explanation, only one way any of this could have happened.” – Coach Gerealds  (Nic Bishop)
  •  “Rise up!” – preacher (DeVon Franklin)
  • “Believe.  No fear.” – written on one of the player’s helmets
  • “Adversity is the crucible of greatness.” – Coach Gerelds

Things I liked:
  • Great sweeping music by Paul Mills.  Sometimes it’s a bit overdone for the moment, but I still really enjoyed it.
  • Football fans will get to see some cool plays and crunches.  I’m always amazed how they film those scenes.
  • I love the demonstration of the candles in the stadium.  Change can begin with only one person.  Expect to see Christians holding up 1 finger often.
  • We tend to see the same actors in Christian movies, but this film introduces us to a lot of new faces, including Nic Bishop, who plays a likeable Coach Tandy Gerelds and the fantastic Caleb Castille, who plays Tony Nathan.
  • I love Sean Astin in anything.  (How could you not love Mr. Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings?)
  • Jon Voight and Sherri Shepherd play small roles, but are both nice additions.
  • The relationships that are built are sweet and inspiring.  You care about the characters and their journey and growth.
  • The “Jesus Revolution” really was featured in Time Magazine.  The very end of the movie shows footage from the famous stadium event that started it all, as well as an invitation to join the movement, listing dates in 2016 with websites for more information.  One thing I really admire about Christian movies lately is that they leave audiences with a call to action.

Things I didn’t like:
  • It’s definitely heavy on the preaching side.
  • It’s fairly predictable, but still stirring.



Interesting lines:
  • “A time and a place for everything.  Ain’t that what the good book says?” – Paul Bryant (Jon Voight)
  • “Winning fixes just about everything, doesn’t it?” – Coach Gerelds
  • “Let me tell you something Jesus said: ‘I am the way.  I am the truth.  I am the light.’ And that means something to me, because I let it mean something to me.” – Hank
  • “I’m asking you to choose Jesus.  Can you do that?  Will you do that?” – Hank
  • “What just happened?” – Coach Gerelds
  • “I just let an untrained religious nut convert the whole team.  The whole team.” – Coach Gerelds
“Is that good or bad?” –  Debbie (Virginia Williams)
“I don’t know.” – Coach Gerelds
  • “Why don’t you all go out there and show me what you believe.” – Coach Gerelds
  • “Maybe God is testing us to see if our commitment is real, not just to win football games.” – Hank
  • “When you play for yourself, you can be great, but when you play for something higher than yourself, something extraordinary can happen.” – Hank
  • “I believe in what I can see.” – Coach Gerelds
“With all respect Coach, you better start looking around.” – Banks Assistant Coach (Danny Vinson)
“What is more important than winning football games?  You are.”  - Coach Gerelds
  • “Do you believe in miracles?” – customer in insurance store
“Yes, I do.  I am one.” – Coach Gerelds
  •  National Geographic wrote about the big game that’s featured in this movie as being “undeniably spiritual, supernatural even.” 

Tips for parents:   

  • Birmingham bombings are mentioned in the beginning to show the terrible state of race relations that existed in 1970.  Young children and even teens may not know about those historical, turbulent times in Alabama.
  • You might need to explain the principle of “separation of church and state” that this movie discusses.
  • No profanity.  How refreshing.

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Furious 7 is playfully preposterous and a sweet tribute to Paul Walker

Movie:    Furious 7 

PG-13, 2 hours 20 minutes

Grade:  A for amazing stunts and action, C for cheese

In a Nutshell:  Paul Walker’s character says “Just when you didn’t think it could get any better, huh?” as if he were really talking about this film.   If you love this action franchise, you’ll love this new addition to the ongoing saga.  Like the others before it, this one has LOTS of action and testosterone, not to mention cheesy lines that you’ll be laughing at and quoting with your friends for a long time.  

You’ll think you’re watching one of The Terminator movies, because villains and heroes refuse to die, despite unbelievable crashes and over-the-top fights.  Don’t get me wrong, the body count is high and some of the deaths show pretty yucky endings.  

The absolute best/funniest moment of the movie is when Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson bulges his massive muscles and bursts out of an arm cast, saying “Daddy’s gotta go to work.”   Haha  

Uplifting Theme:
·         Sadly and ironically, Paul Walker was tragically killed in a real life car accident about midway through the filming of this movie in 2014.  The characters in this film, as well as Paul Walker, lived their lives doing what they loved.  He will be missed.  The song See You Again (feat. Charlie Puth) plays in the movie and is a touching tribute to Paul. Vin Diesel even named his new baby daughter Pauline after his dear friend.
·         Dominic (Vin Diesel) affirms “Everyone’s always looking for the thrill, but what’s real is family.” Family is who you surround your life and love with.

Things I liked:
·         It’s always fun to see Kurt Russell in anything.  I was in love with him when I was a little girl.  I want a pair of his cool night-vision glasses.
·         Epic fight scenes between Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham.
·         I love looking at Jordana Brewster.  She is such a beautiful porcelain doll.
·         Michelle Rodriguez looked beautiful in that red dress.  Note to girls: make sure there is a big slit in your gown so you can kick butt in case you get into a serious cat fight at your fancy event.
·          
Things I didn’t like:
·         Most of the stunts are so ridiculously awesome that they couldn’t possibly ever be done in real life.  I’d like to see Myth Busters try them.
·         If you haven’t seen any of the Fast & Furious (2009) movies before, you won’t appreciate the backstories that bring all of these characters together again, but you’ll still enjoy the fun ride.
·         Vin Diesel poses and stares off in contemplation a LOT.  There’s also a lot of slow-motion walking scenes so you can linger on the stars' awesomeness a bit longer.



Cheesy lines:
·         “They say an open road helps you think.” – Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel)
·         “You better start talking before I break that finger six different ways and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.” – Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson)
·         “He doesn’t miss the cars.  He doesn’t miss the girls.  He misses the bullets.” –Mia talking about her husband
·         “When you find the guy who killed Han, what are you going to do?” –
“Words haven’t been invented yet.” – Dominic
·         “Did you bring the calvalry?” – Letty (Michelle Rodriguez)
“Woman, I AM the cavalry!” – Luke (The Rock)

Funny lines:
·         “Don’t worry.  You’ll get use to this in no time.” – Preschool mom
“Yeah, that’s what I’m afraid of .” – Brian O’Conner (Paul Walker)
·         “You risk your life to save the world and they give you Jello and a bad ‘70’s show.” – Dominic
·         “I’m just a guy.  I’m just a nobody.” – Petty
“That’s a pretty big entrance for a nobody.” – Dominic
·         “Your file’s not only detailed, it’s extremely entertaining.” - Petty

Tips for Parents:
·         What do guys like?  According to this movie...fast cars and scantily clad girls.  There are a lot of both, including close-ups of thongs, buns, and inappropriate jokes about women’s bodies.

·         I sat next to two different sets of teenage boys.  They all clapped, laughed and squealed with delight.  That’s entertainment.


Sunday, February 22, 2015

Black or White addresses racism on both sides


Movie: Black or White

PG-13, 2 hours 1 minute

Grade: B

In a Nutshell:  Inspired by true events, Academy Award winner Kevin Costner produced this heartbreaking and heart warming film that attempts to cross black and white barriers to understanding and accepting one another.

Uplifting Theme:
·         Unfortunately, race is still an issue in this country.  Kevin Costner plays a hard-drinking and newly widowed grandfather, trying to raise his mixed race granddaughter.  Academy Award winner Octavia Spencer plays Rowena Spencer (Grandma WeeWee).   Rowena says “But you don’t want her down here, do you Elliott…here with the black folks…?”  Elliott brushes her off and says “Don’t start with that.  What is it with you? Why do you always have to go there?” She spits back “What is it with you that you don’t want to admit that there’s a ‘there’ there?”

Things I liked:
·         There are some funny moments like when Kevin Costner tries to brush his granddaughter’s black hair.  Frazzled, he asks “This is every day?”  There are also a lot of funny/awkward moments, like when Grandma WeeWeePee tries to kiss Kevin Costner or give him "some love" with a hug.
·         The evolving relationship between Elliott Anderson and his granddaughter, Heloise, is very sweet.  It’s cute how they tap their heart with their fingers when they say goodbye to each other.
·         The math tutor (“Johnny Quest sidekick”)  played by Mpho Koaho is adorable.  I love how he has written papers on so many different subjects and is always there to support Elliott.
·         Jillian Estel (Eloise) does a great job and is adorable.

Things I didn’t like:
·         I don’t care what color you are…if you’re doing drugs, I don’t want you around my kids.  It bugged me that Rowena and her brother sued Elliott, claiming he didn’t want Eloise around her biological father because he was black, as if his drug use, prison time, and dangerous lifestyle had nothing to do with it.
·         Some of the characters in the story are ridiculously stereotyped on both sides.
          


Funny lines:
·         “I’m no good at math; I’m a lawyer.  Do you know what we’re good at?” - Elliott
“What?” – Heloise
“Nothing…….it’s a little joke.” – Elliott
  “Duvan, tell me the truth. What planet are you really from?  OK? I’m not going to report you.  I just would like to know.” - Elliott

Interesting lines:
·         “She’s not black.  Alright, she’s half black. She’s also half white.  What does that have to do with anything anyway?  That’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever said.” – Elliott
·         “I don’t watch much television.  I’m afraid for me it is not a nourishing form of entertainment.” – Duvan

          
Tips for Parents:
·         Language, including the “N” word and 1 F-bomb, drinking, drug use, and a couple of fights.
*    Custody battles often cause emotional hurt for both parents and children.  Because of the complicated nature of race and custody, this film would be boring and inappropriate for young children.  

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Gamers get real world ride in Need for Speed




Movie Title:Need for Speed   

Grade:   B-

In a Nutshell:  The very first car I ever bought with my own money was a cute 1965 Mustang I named Scooter.  Need for Speed features a modified Mustang that has all the bells and whistles, as well as a lot of other extremely cool cars.  Based on the most successful racing video game franchise ever, this gear-head flick is full of high-speed racing, violent crashes, and adrenaline that will make it hard for you to keep the speed limit when you leave the theater. Of course, there is a warning at the end of the film that tells you NOT to reenact any of the dangerous driving thrills you just spent two hours watching.

Directed by former stuntman Scott Waugh, the plot of revenge runs a little on empty, but it’s still a fun ride, albeit predictable.  Gamers will feel their fingers twitching a time or two.

Uplifting theme:   Tobey Marshall announces “They took everything from me.  I do not fear, for you are with me.  All those who defied me shall be ashamed and disgraced.  Those who wage war against me shall perish.  I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph!”   

Things I liked:
  • As you can imagine, there were quite a few car stunts that made me wonder if their feasibility will show up on a future episode of the Mythbusters TV show.  One example is when someone on a truck drives next to a car and fills its gas tank while both are driving fast down a road.  To make the whole sequence even more unbelievable, the lid to the gas tank won’t open, even though the Mustang is worth millions of dollars and has incredible high-tech gadgets everywhere.
  • Breaking Bad: Season 1 Aaron Paul does a great job as Tobey Marshall who drives “the chariot of the gods” in the race before the race, which indeed, includes a Need for Speed .  I wanted to see even more of Michael Keaton’s quirky, uber-hyper, and eccentric character, Monarch.
  • I was actually startled a couple of times and jumped in my seat.
  • Some of the beautiful scenery makes you itch for a road trip.
  • Although ridiculous and improbable, I got a kick out of Maverick’s talent for stealing and flying things.
  • I loved seeing the teen-filled drive-in theater at the beginning of the movie.  It brought back great memories of fun times.  
  • Cool aerial scenes and interesting camera angles.  I saw the movie in 3D which made the shattering glass even more dynamic.  3D has become quite good in movies nowadays, enhancing the viewer’s experience, instead of the gimmicky pranks it used to feature.

Things I didn’t like:
  • Yeah, they’re all bad boys, but it bothered me how many innocent people were put in harm’s way due to their disregard for anyone not in the underground circuit of street racing.
  • Julia Bonet (Imogen Poots) is a tough, calloused negotiator until she gets a crush on a boy.  Oh brother.
  • Some of the dizzy editing of race scenes and scary cliff driving made me have to look away.
  • Some of the lines were pretty lame, such as “We’ll settle this behind the wheel.”  (Tobey)
  • The story isn’t fresh and runs out of gas.
  • I really hope that young viewers won’t get any dangerous ideas like trying to outrace a train.

Funny lines:
  • “I believe you, you crazy little tart.”  - Monarch
  • “This is the best DeLeon I’ve ever put together.  This is my David.  This is my Pieta.  This is my soup can.”  - Monarch
  • “There is $7 million dollars worth of cars.  Winner takes all.  Losers, ya’all can walk home.” – Monarch
  • “Racers should race.  Cops should eat donuts.”  - Monarch
  • Julia asks “Is there anything else right-seaters are supposed to do?”  Tobey quips “Be quiet.”
  • “Looks like a scene out of Speed down there.”  - Maverick as he flies over a street where Tobey is driving like crazy
  • Rami Malek’s character tells a lady in an elevator “My friend’s driving the fastest Mustang in the country in the DeLeon race.”  Looking confused, she mumbles “I’m in accounting.”  He pries “Don’t you feel like you’re dying?”  “Yes” she says, looking dejected and then noticing he’s completely naked.  He finishes the conversation “It’s cold in here.”
  • “Never judge a girl by her Gucci boots.” – Julia
  • “That’s my boy.  Give me some space. I’m about to Twerk it out!” - Maverick

Things to look for:   
  • Funny photo of Benny/Maverick on the Mustang’s speaker phone video panel.
  • Nice tile floor medallion in Monarch’s office.
  • Tobey’s tattoo on his left wrist (shown symbolically when the security guard cuts off his ID bracelet in prison.)
  • Keep watching during the rolling credits at the end…

Tips for parents:   Some profanity, although definitely not what you’re used to hearing from Aaron Paul on Breaking Bad: Season 1 !  There is a funny scene when Rami Malek’s character quits his desk job and strips naked so he won’t ever be able to return, revealing his backside several times.  Disrespect for policemen and laws.