Movie Title: The Forest [Blu-ray]
Grade: C-
Rating: PG-13,
1 hour 35 minutes
In a Nutshell: This
is the classic “January Junk” horror movie.
This will be a movie your teens will have playing in the background
while they do something else.
I’m a twin. So, there’s
that…
Uplifting theme:
- Do not leave the path.
- If you’re
sad, you’re more vulnerable.
- Don't go to Japan to kill yourself. Try the sushi instead.
Things I liked:
- You
get to see a little bit of Japan.
- The
Aokigahara forest is a real place in Japan. People really do go there to commit
suicide, so much so that there is a sign at the entrance that encourages
people to think of their families and call the suicide prevention
hotline. It’s the third most
popular place in the world to commit suicide. How sad.
- Fans
of Game of Thrones and The Tutors will enjoy seeing
Natalie Dormer play twins.
- Some
creepy moments.
- Sara
says her twin sister’s favorite poem by Sara Teasdale was “There will come
Soft Rain”: “Not one would mind, not bird nor tree, if mankind perished
utterly. And Spring herself , when
she woke at dawn, would scarcely know that we were gone.” It’s an especially sad poem when you
learn that Teasdale committed suicide.
Things I didn’t like:
- You’ll
be watching a scary scene and then it turns into a dream. Lazy writing.
- Cliched
jumps and scares.
- A LOT
of dumb “what’s behind that door?” moments
- It
could have gone somewhere interesting, but didn’t.
- Super
lame ending.
Interesting lines:
- “I
kept my eyes closed, but she saw it all.” – Sara (Natalie Dormer)
- “If
you see anything bad, anything strange, it’s not real. OK. It’s not there; it’s here.” (pointing
to his head) - Michi (Yukiyoshi Ozawa
- “How’s
it feel to be in the forest where she disappeared?” – Aiden (Taylor
Kinney)
“It feels… necessary.” - Sara
Tips for
parents:
- Some
profanity.
- Blood,
maggots, stabbing
- Lots
of talk about suicide.
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