Movie Title: Norm of the North
Grade: D
Rating: PG, 1
hour 26 minutes
In a Nutshell: This animation from Lionsgate is another tired environmental lecture about how animals are superior and humans are evil.
This is NOT one of those family-friendly films when the
parents enjoy it as much as the kids.
Uplifting theme:
- Everyone is given talents. Talents should be used to make a
positive difference.
- “You
can make a change. You can find a
new way.” – Elizabeth (Kate
Higgins)
- Just
because a product says it’s “green”, doesn’t mean it is
environmentally-friendly.
- “A
king always fights for his home.”
Things I liked:
- Voice
talents of the characters include Rob Schneider, Heather Graham, Bill
Nighy, Gabriel Iglesias, Loretta Devin, and Colm Meaney. They’re mostly unmemorable, but Ken
Jeong’s voice work steals the show.
- The
little furry animals are supposed to be lemmings. They’re almost cute. Did you know that they really do live in
the Arctic?
- Pop
music.
Things I didn’t like:
- The
animation itself is pretty average, certainly not as good as we're used to seeing from Disney or Pixar.
- We’re
told “When confronted by a polar bear, assert your dominance and stand
your ground.” That’s terrible
advice. Polar bears are actually
very dangerous and vicious.
- “There
are never problems, only messages from the universe.” – Mr. Green (Ken Jeong)
- Polar
bears killing seas = good.
Tourists = bad
- There’s
a negative jab at a “cola company”, which is generic enough that Lionsgate can’t
get sued by Coke.
- If the target audience is young children, then there are a lot of big words and concepts that little kids won’t understand.
Lines that are supposed to be funny:
- “I put
the soul in the winter solstice.” – Norm
- “And
the next thing I know I’m twerking in front of a boat of tourists.” – Norm
“Twerking?! Have some self-respect,
Norm!” – Socrates
- “Why
don’t you take a picture? It’ll
last longer.” – Norm
- “Well,
it’s not Macbeth, but it’s a job.” – costumed bear (Nick Shakoour)
- “Vera,
get my lawyer. We’re going to
copyright that roar and make it a ring tone.” – Mr. Green
Tips for
parents:
- The
worse profanity you’ll hear is “crap”.
- Lemmings
pee in a fish aquarium and on potted plants.
- Zzzzz….
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