Movie Title: Gods of Egypt
Grade: C
Rating: PG-13, 2 hours 7 minutes
In a Nutshell: Before my 15 year old son even saw this
film, he determined “It’s just a special effects movie.” Indeed.
It’s not a bad movie; it’s just not a great one.
Considering its huge CGI budget and ambition, the audience I sat with hardly reacted to anything. The film tries almost too hard and audiences have been responding with a shrug and a “meh”.
Considering its huge CGI budget and ambition, the audience I sat with hardly reacted to anything. The film tries almost too hard and audiences have been responding with a shrug and a “meh”.
Don’t get me wrong.
It’s filled with action and a few entertaining moments that made me
laugh. It reminded me a little bit of
the campy style of The Scorpion King
It’s generally family-friendly as you watch Gerard Butler (Set) battle Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Horus) in an epic struggle for power over Egypt.
It’s generally family-friendly as you watch Gerard Butler (Set) battle Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Horus) in an epic struggle for power over Egypt.
Uplifting theme:
- “I
don’t know if I’m strong enough.” – Horus
“Then become stronger.” - Ra
- Osiris,
the king (Bryan Brown), holds up two items and explains , “A token from
someone with much and someone with little, but when both die and stand at
the final gate, what is their value then?
They are symbols of a life well lived. I say they are equal. All are welcome in the afterlife.”
- “Never
doubt any man who is fighting for the one thing as powerful as a god:
love.” – narrator, Bek (Brenton Thwaites)
- The existence and the entrance to the after-life has been debated for thousands of years. Horus announces, "From this moment on, the after-life must be earned, not by gold, but by good deeds, compassion, and generosity. What we do, how we act in this life matters."
Things I liked:
- The
music really gets you in the mood for a mystical Egyptian journey.
- Some
of the CGI is very cool, while other parts are super cheesy.
- I
liked the symbolism of the horn that Set gave Horus at the
coronation. It is an ancient symbol
of power, the very thing that Set wanted.
- I love
watching Geoffrey Rush in anything.
He plays the legendary Ra.
- I love
the cool wings on some of the women.
- Rufus
Sewell always does a great job as a bad guy. I first took notice of him in
A Knight’s Tale.
- The
narrator at the beginning of the movie (an older, wiser Bek, played by
Brenton Thwaites) explains that the gods have gold running through their
veins, rather than gold, which you get to see several times. Cool.
- In the
style of The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
, the film mixes scale by showing very tall gods
next to small mortals.
- I have
a hard time rooting for a protagonist who is a thief or another who is
selfish and lazy. I want my heroes
to be good and honorable. Both gods
and mortals are featured with all of their flaws in this film, yet they
also have redeeming qualities. There is some growth in the protagonists and love conquers all.
- This could make a good video game. It almost feels like one already.
- Beautiful shots from above cities.
Things I didn’t like:
- There are
a lot of jokes that simply fall flat.
- I
thought it was cool how the gods transformed from their human form into
their true god shape.
- There
were some lame “Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon” suspended fake moves.
- The
clothes look like costumes. The
sets look like sets. The acting
feels like acting. You know you’re
watching a movie, rather than disappearing into another world as you watch
it.
- The pacing is terrible.
- Absolutely no Egyptian actors were used in the film. None. Zero. Ziltch.
- You can tell the movie thinks it's better than it is.
Funny lines:
- “Your chance of failure is overwhelming.”
– Thoth (Chadwick Boseman)
- “If I
attempted to explain, your brain would liquefy and explode.” – Thoth
Interesting lines:
- “Are you sure you’re not a God?” - Horus
“What would I be a god of? Stupidity?” – Bek
“The Impossible.” - Horus
- “Have
you gotten so lazy that you’ve forgotten that every god’s life is a
journey?” - Ra
Tips for
parents:
- Lots
and lots of fighting.
- Lots
and lots of beautiful women falling out of their clothes.
- Some
profanity.
- Several
scenes in bed, but you only see kissing.
- The final messages of the movie are good one for kids: honor, love, kindness, duty, friendship.
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