Grade: B-
Rating: PG-13,
1 hour 40 minutes
In a Nutshell: Why? I
guess writer and director Burr Steers thought “why not?”
Who exactly is the target market for this film: fans of Jane Austin or “The Walking Dead”? Is there a third category of people who love both? If so, this movie is their dream come true.
Who exactly is the target market for this film: fans of Jane Austin or “The Walking Dead”? Is there a third category of people who love both? If so, this movie is their dream come true.
It’s an odd mash-up, for sure, kind of like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
. Like that movie, real history is mingled with
fiction in flirty fashion. In the
beginning of the movie, we are given a quasi-history lesson which tries to make
the rest of the movie make sense.
We’ve seen many different kinds of zombies in movies and TV
shows before, and this movie brings us another version: one that can talk, run
fast, and act human…with a British accent.
Uplifting theme:
- “My courage always rises at every attempt
to intimidate me.” – Elizabeth
- “Keep
your swords as sharp as your wits.” – narrator
- True
love always wins the day.
Things I liked:
- Matt
Smith plays a delightful Mr. Collins, who has some of the best lines in
the movie. He is a hilarious dancer
too.
- I adore Lily James. I first fell in love with her in Cinderella (2015) (Theatrical) . She is a lovely Elizabeth Bennet.
- There
is a scene where Elizabeth Bennet catches flies with her fingers as they
fly by. I actually knew a man who
could do that. It was fascinating
to watch.
- There’s
a funny proposal scene involving punches and a wrestling match.
- SPOILER
ALERT: The zombies gather in St.
Lazarus church, which is an appropriate name if you’ve read the
Bible. In fact, there is quite a
bit of mention of the Book of Revelations and the Anti-Christ with the attempt
to make the story appear more credible.
- I
first noticed the delightful Sally Phillips on the British comedy “Miranda”. She is an equally enjoyable Mrs. Bennet.
- Did
you know that Natalie Portman is one of the producers?
- Jack
Huston is the perfect Mr. Wickham, as well as the most changed Jane Austin
character. Did you know that he
comes from Hollywood royalty on his father’s side of the family (his
grandfather was the famous John Huston) and British aristocracy on his
mother’s side of the family? He is
currently working on his starring role as Ben Hur in the remake to be
released later this year.
- Who
doesn’t like proper ladies with swords and pistols?
- One of
the tidbits of information we’re given in the history lesson at the
beginning includes something true that I only learned last summer when I
visited London: there actually was a wall that surrounded the city of
London. Here are a few pictures of
London I took on my recent trip there.
Things I didn’t like:
- Men will
like watching a cat fight.
- It’s
just odd…
- Zombie
lovers will be disappointed that there is more Jane Austin than zombie
action.
- Jane Austin
fans will keep asking “why?”
Funny lines:
- “I was
unaware that zombies possessed such acuity so as to set such traps. Before we know it, they’ll be running
for Parliament.” – Mr. Collins (Matt Smith)
- “Daughters
do not dance well with masticated brains.” – Mr. Bennet
- “Lady,
may I take a moment to compliment you on your pantaloons. Function or fashion?” – Mrs. Bennet
“Function.” – Lady Catherine
- “Flattery
will get you everywhere, Miss Bennet.” – Mr. Collins
- “You
have a very small estate here.” – The cocky Lady Catherine (Lena Headey)
“And yet we endure it.” – Elizabeth
- “May I
inquire as to the measure of this discomfort?” – Giardana
“I would much rather show you.” –
Elizabeth, getting ready to punch her
- “Mr. Darcy, you’re as unfeeling as the undead.” – Elizabeth
Interesting lines:
- “Anything
is preferred than to be married without affection.” – Elizabeth
- “I’d
risk a cold before I’d risk Darcy’s blade.” – Elizabeth
- “My
daughters were trained for battle, not the kitchen.” – Mr. Bennet (Charles
Dance)
- “Of
all the weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most powerful.” –
- “I
shall never relinquish my sword for a ring. – Elizabeth
“For the right man, you will.” –
Jane Bennet
“The right man wouldn’t ask me to.”
– Elizabeth
- “Their
hubris will be their downfall.” – captain guy
- “I don’t
know which I admire more, Miss Bennet: your skill as a warrior or your
resolve as a woman.” – Lady Catherine
Tips for
parents:
- You
will hear wonderful types of profanity like “Oh fuddle!” and “Bugger!”
- Homosexual
innuendo.
- There’s
not as much blood and gore as there is in “The Walking Dead”, but there is
still plenty of shootings, stabbings, smashed skulls, and other forms of violence.
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