Movie Title: Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life
Grade: C+
Rating: PG, 92 minutes
In a Nutshell: Based
on the best-selling novel by James Patterson, these middle school kids “shred”
all the rules and try to “stick it to the man.”
Yeah, kids will think that’s awesome, but parents might be alarmed by
the message to rebel. Some critics are
calling this movie “harmless fun”, but some of these ideas aren’t so
harmless.
It definitely doesn’t have the same charm as Ferris Bueller's Day Off (one of my favorite movies), but there are a few laughable moments and you have to admire some of the creative pranks.
Uplifting theme:
- “You
gotta do you. That’s the most
important thing.” – Mr. Teller (Adam Pally)
- Honesty,
family, friendship, being vulnerable, thinking for yourself.
Things I liked:
- Middle school really is hard. Everyone in the audience can relate.
- There is some really cute animation mixed in. It feels like you're reading one of James Patterson's books.
- Griffin
Gluck is adorable in the movie as Rafe.
- I
always laugh when I see “Pedro” from Napoleon Dynamite in other movies. My brother met him (Efren Ramirez) in a
restaurant once. Ha ha
- Notice
that the zombies do Michael Jackson’s Thriller dance routine.
- Funny
pug dog
- Cute
ending with a twist.
- Dave
& Busters….such a fun place!
- Parks and Recreation: The Complete Series fans will get a kick out of seeing Retta.
- There
is a meaningful scene about a death in the family.
Things I didn’t like:
- It’s
ridiculously unrealistic. For
example, the kids break into the school every night to create chaos
without fear of video surveillance, door codes, or security guards…because,
apparently, none of those things exist at this school. Your own kids might think they can pull off some of these pranks as easily and end up in juvenile court.
- Kids
love thinking they’re smarter than adults.
In the case of this movie, the kids ARE smarter.
- Most
of the characters were so over-the-top.
- I
usually enjoy Lauren Graham in movies, but not so much in this one. I didn’t respect her character, because
she was so in love with “Bear” that she didn’t see what a jerk he was or
how badly he was treating her children. Mothers need to be more strong and smart than that.
Funny lines:
- “Mom,
she’s doing it again.” – Rafe
“She’s going to get me arrested.” –
mom/Jules
“Hello! Not getting younger here!” – Georgia
“Do that again and you’re not
getting older either.” – mom/Jules
- “Whoever
did this is committed to their art.” – Pedro
- “Have
you seen this web site discussion?
It’s gone bacterial.” – Dwight
- “If I’ve
learned anything from “Call of Duty”, besides learning to curse in 30
languages…” – Leo
- “Are
you speaking words or did you just have a stroke?” – Georgia (Alexa
Nisenson)
- “What
rhymes with suck?” – Leo “Nothing
good.” – Rafe
Interesting lines:
- Opening
up to people can get you hurt.” – Leo (Thomas Barbusca)
- “If we
keep shoving a bunch of standardized tests down our kids’ throats, we’re going
to end up with a bunch of standard kids.” – Mr. Teller (Adam Pally)
Terrible things said
at the school:
- “Teach
to the test, not to the kids.” – Ida Stricker (Retta)
- “Rules
aren’t for everyone.”
- “I
will punish them in ways I haven’t even thought of yet.” – Dwight (This was meant to be funny, but it’s
not.)
- Creativity
has no place in this school.” – Dwight
Tips for
parents:
- Your
kids might learn some academic things.
For example, Rafe gives an entertaining presentation about the food
cycle.
- Pre-marital
hanky panky and living together
- Your
kids may latch on to such phrases as “butt wipe” or “crap storm”. If they’ve never heard of “Game of
Thrones”, they may Google it and want to watch it.
- Some
profanity and sexuality.
- There
is a bully in Rafe’s class that could give you an opportunity to talk to
your kids about bullying and how to handle it.
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