Grade: C
Rating: PG-13, 1 hour 52 minutes
In a Nutshell: I think this is the 5th wave of
teen dystopian movies. Unfortunately, it’s nothing you haven’t
seen already with elements from Red Dawn (I loved the first one), Independence
Day (loved the first one), Divergent (liked the first one), and even The
Walking Dead (horrified and then addicted to the first one).
Those drones aren’t the ones from Amazon. It’s another teens vs. grownups movie….um…teens
vs. aliens movie. Of course, the teens
are smarter than both grownups and aliens.
Cassie asks rhetorically, “How do you rid the earth of
humans? First, you rid the humans of
their humanity.” Or…you make really dumb
movies so they want to kill themselves.
Uplifting theme:
- “Love’s
not a trick. It’s real.” – Evan
Walker (Alex Roe-Brown)
- “The
others see our hope as a weakness, as a delusion, but they’re wrong. It’s our hope that lets us survive, that
lets us bend, but remain unbroken.
It’s our hope that will let us win some day. It’s our hope that makes us human.” –
Cassie (Chloe Grace Moretz)
Things I liked:
- I’ve always liked Chloe Grace Moretz, who
plays Cassie, the heroine in the story.
She has quite a long film history, considering how young she is.
- Some
of the transitions were cool.
- I always
like a good twist.
- I
liked the version of “I was born in a thunderstorm” song at the end.
Things I didn’t like:
- Some
of the special effects look pretty lame.
- Some
of the acting was really terrible. Black
eye-linered Maika Monroe’s character, Ringer, was so clichéd and stiff
that it was laughable. So was Maria
Bello’s character, Sergeant Reznik.
- Cookie-cutter
romance scene where someone accidentally stumbles upon a good-looking
person bathing in a lake.
- Zackary
Arthur sure is adorable, but needs time to develop his acting skills.
- There
are a lot of really dark scenes that make it hard to see what’s happening.
- SPOILER: Unfortunately, the movie ends with a
wink to a sequel. Uggg. Please don’t let there be a 6th
wave.
- The
trailer shows scenes that don’t actually play in the movie. Odd.
Did I blink and miss them?
- Did
you see the poster for the movie “Big Fish”? Was it a random ad placement or is there
some reason behind it? Does anyone
know?
- An
awkward love triangle made me laugh out loud. Are the directors hoping to spur on a
fan debate like we saw with the Twilight series? I mean, why would you choose Ben Parish
when Evan Walker is an option? (wink)
- Dumb
character names like Dumbo, Fintstone, Poundcake.
- The first act was actually pretty compelling, but then it turned into every other dystopian YA movie you've ever seen. What a shame.
Funny lines:
- “Are
we still alive?” – Teacup
“I think so.” – Zombie
- “You
want me to shoot you?” – Ringer
“Don’t pretend you haven’t thought
about it.” - Zombie
- “I was
named after Ben & Jerry’s. Truth! Nothing made him happier than ice cream.” - Ben Parish/Zombie (Nick Robinson)
Interesting lines:
- “No
more everything we took for granted.” – Cassie
- “I
thought we were safe here.” - Cassie
“Pumpkin, there’s nothing safe
anymore.” – Oliver Sullivan (Ron Livingston)
- “We’re
not fighting the 5th wave.
We ARE the 5th wave.” – Zombie
Tips for
parents:
- Some
profanity, shooting, and blood.
- Lots
of guns and shooting. LOTS.
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