PG-13, 2 hours 21 minutes
In a Nutshell: Bring on the summer popcorn blockbuster movies! Packed full of action, impressive special effects, cool futuristic technology that no one really understands, romance, and a powerful villain, this Avengers flick is a nice addition to the Marvel movie franchise. Welcome back to some of our favorite superheroes:
Iron Man – Robert Downey Jr.
Captain America – Chris Evans
Thor - Chris Hemsworth
The Hulk – Mark Ruffalo
Black Widow – Scarlett Johansson
Hawkeye – Jeremy Renner
Nick Fury – Samuel L. Jackson
· “Ultron thinks we’re monsters, that we’re what’s wrong with the world. This isn’t just about beating him. It’s about whether he’s right.” – Captain America
· Flesh is better than metal.
· It doesn’t matter what you were, you can be a hero now.
Things I liked:
· There are plenty of high octane action scenes, but just enough slower ones to build interesting back stories that enhance the human drama of it all.
· I love seeing how each of the Marvel movies chooses to use Stan Lee in a cameo. This one is pretty funny.
· I love Paul Bettany in anything, even if he’s a red robot (the Vision).
· I wondered if Iron Man’s “Jarvis is my co-pilot” bumper sticker would catch on and sure enough, you can get it on a T-shirt.
· I wish I had their 3D computer monitors.
· You’re probably going to want to watch this on DVD again later so that you can push the pause button and really see everything that’s going on in each frame.
· Marvel seems to have learned from the highly successful Guardians of the Galaxy movie that a frequent spattering of humor makes a fun flick even better.
· Semi-SPOILER ALERT: Who knew one of the Avengers had a wife and kids and did odd jobs around the house?
· Ever wonder what a feature film all about Black Widow would be like? Check out this funny Saturday Night Live clip:
Fans of Scarlett Johansson will be happy to know that a REAL Black Widow movie IS coming out next year!
Things I didn’t like:
· I thought it was ironic and funny that Ultron, who was designed to create world peace, has such a menacing voice, thanks to the voice talents of James Spader.
· It’s annoying how the evil Ultron quotes scripture.
· If you haven’t seen any of the Avengers movies, don’t start with this one or you’ll be a little lost. Even more important, you won’t appreciate the greatness of our superpowers, as this film focuses on their character flaws and inner demons. For a review of the latest Avenger movie, check out my movie review before watching this sequel.
· “Unlike you, I don’t have a lot of time for parties…..will Thor be there?” – Dr. Helen Cho (Claudia Kim)
· “You’re not the director of me.” – Iron Man
· “You know, I really miss the days when the weirdest thing created by science was me.” – Captain America
· “Come here to confess your sins? – Ultron
“I don’t know. How much time you got?” – Iron Man
“More than you.” – Ultron
· “As the world’s leading author on waiting…don’t.” – Captain America on love
· “Our job is IF.” – Iron Man
· “I am Thor, son of Odin. As long as their life in my breast, I….I’m running out of things to say.” – Thor
· “At long last is lasting a little long, boys!” – Black Widow
· “No surrender! I’m going to surrender…” – Baron Wolfgang von Strucker
· “He’s fast, she’s weird.” – Maria Hill (Cobie Smulders from the funny hit How I Met Your Mother: Season 5 ) talking about the twins and their special powers
· “You’re unbearably naiive.” – Ultron
“Well, I was born yesterday.” - Vision
· “Did you know that this church is in the exact center of this city? The Elders decreed it so that everyone would be equally close to God. I like that… geometry of belief.” - Ultron
· “Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers, people create smaller people…uh, children.” - Ultron
· “You’re not going anywhere!” – Iron Man
“Of course not. I’m already there. You’ll catch up.” – Ultron
· “Every time people try to win a war before it starts, innocent people die. Every time.” – Captain America
· Tips for Parents:Some profanity, but one of the running gags is how Captain America tries to clean up everyone’s language
The body count is high...well if you count humans AND robots.
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